Hammered Every Second Part 1

this is gonna be real funny tomorrow

Alcoholics Anonymous is effective for a small percentage of folks.

I propose a new system of reducing alcohol consumption

by getting slammed every second day instead of

every day. Can we wait oone daaay to get

snapped up? Because if we can the

savings to inventory, our liver

and cash trickle could be

rat in the 50% range.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

http://barry-williams.com/blog/hammered-every-second-part-4-get-your-degree/

http://barry-williams.com/blog/hammered-every-second-part-3-theres-room-at-the-inn-for-us/

http://barry-williams.com/blog/hammered-every-second-part-2-how-shite-works/

 

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/06/ff_alcoholics_anonymous/5/

And now a song about what can happen when AA and the boy scouts don’t work for a feller.

WeezerHash Pipe Lyrics

I can’t help my feelings;
I’ll go out of my mind.
These players come to get me
’Cause they’d like my behind.
I can’t love my business,
If I can’t get a trick.
Down on Santa Monica,
Where tricks are for kids.

Oh, come on and kick me.
Oh, come on and kick me.
(Oh.) Come on and kick me.
(Oh.) You’ve got your problems;
(Oh.) I’ve got my ass wide

I can’t help my boogies;
They get out of control.
I know that you don’t care
But I want you to know.
The knee-stocking flavor
Is a favorite treat
Of men that don’t bother
With the taste of a teat.

Oh, come on and kick me.
Oh, come on and kick me.
(Oh.) Come on and kick me.
(Oh.) You’ve got your problems;
(Oh.) I’ve got my ass wide
(Oh.) You’ve got your big G’s;
I’ve got my hash pipe.
i’ve got my hash pipe

Oh, come on and kick me.
Oh, come on and kick me.
(Oh.) Come on and kick me.
(Oh.) You’ve got your problems;
(Oh.) I’ve got my ass wide.
(Oh.) You’ve got your big G’s;
I’ve got my hash pipe.
I’ve got my hash pipe.
I’ve got my hash pipe.
I’ve got my hash pipe.

Lyrics courtesy: http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Hash-Pipe-lyrics-Weezer/46DF04827A65BE9148256A4E00247F99

2 Responses to “Hammered Every Second Part 1”

  1. Day two of Hammered Every Second now completed.

    Even was able to say no to the wife when she asked if I was going to have a wine this afternoon.

    Ats the first time that has happened…

    Steel smokin like a trooper though.

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  2. I met some pretty interesting and scary people at AA.

    Shit had me concerned. Really concerned.

    The Big Book was scary. Really scary.

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