His Tail Wagged So Wildly The Scissors Wouldn’t Work. Ats Why Shits Not Done.

Most folks in north america know about elves.

They understand that these little beggars

work in an environment so unfriendly

that they have little choice but to

keep their tiny red noses to the

grindstone or sleep with the

reindeer who get pretty rambunctious at rutting time.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Yeah, Jimminy Cricket…? Yer sharing a bunk with Randy The Red Nose Nose Reindeer.

Sorry, I don’t make up these lists, they’re pulled straight outa a rabbit so take yer station like a trooper okay Jaymeister? Jay…?

Rut (mammalian reproduction)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rut_%28mammalian_reproduction%29