1. Get drunk via yer ordinary means.
2. Locate a recording device. (shit, this probably shoulda been number 1)
3. If yer recording device is sand and a stick, waste of a good stick.
4. Start yer recording.
5. Luke over yer shoulder. Ats the old you you see.
6. Eyes front on yer booze n’recorder.
7. Repeat ad nauseam.
Err, yer a drunk otter.
Thank you, friend.