How To Write Drunk By Barry L. Williams

1. Get drunk via yer ordinary means.

2. Locate a recording device. (shit, this probably shoulda been number 1)

3. If yer recording device is sand and a stick, waste of a good stick.

4. Start yer recording.

5. Luke over yer shoulder. Ats the old you you see.

6. Eyes front on yer booze n’recorder.

7. Repeat ad nauseam.

Err, yer a drunk otter.

Lak moi.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

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