I Apologized For StickHandling My Friend Before But My Scales Is Still Up. Ah-ite.

When one sweats from their upper lip, that’s meaningful.

That’s where Grant was dripping from. That, and his

limp wrested hand shake led me to believe that

he cannot fully grasp my dimension. Dude

was also missing two bottles because he

first said they were broken and then

immediately said his landlord had

lost them. After delivering the

wine I apologized for holding

that stick to his neck and dude too quickly

said that’s okay and had a question for Kathy.

My wine drinking friend is a lizard of slippery proportions.

An he knows that I know this unconvincable fact.

Thank you, friend

Barry out.

2 Responses to “I Apologized For StickHandling My Friend Before But My Scales Is Still Up. Ah-ite.”

  1. I needent remind you that a lot of this stuff is made up.

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  2. Fuck me for even saying that!

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