I Told My Eighty-Two Best FaceBook Friends To Go And Fuck Themselves

Many folks have a facebook existence but few ever test its strength.

I’m not describing those friends who spend so much time tapping

that they have no time to actually get to know their “friends”

but those of us who exist online simply because we are

taking up a space on the social web. As a social

study, I broadcasted from my facebook

page for all my friends to forgive me but to fuck

themselves and out of 82 friends so far 14 have responded and

man, I wish I would have remembered that my grandkids are also my facebook friends.

Praise the lawd they thought I was being funny.

Doze keedz qualify as good facebook pals ‘o mine.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.