I Won’t Apologize For Being A Fat, White, UnderEmployed Alcoholic Motherfucker

Many folks think I am a moron.

Okay, most.

Unfortunately for them and just like Alexander The Great, I am living for my own self, not them.

• I once stopped talking to my mother for two years to see if I was the one making her crazy… Nope!
• I once stopped drinking and even went to a stay-in training center for not drinking. Nope!
• I once poured every second of every day into wanting to be rich even if it killed me. Nope!
• I once shat my pants and I intend to return to that starting point but anytime soon? Nope!

Until I meet my dna creator (mom said his name was Double Helix which likely makes him an agent of some sort…) I will continue on acting like the arsehole that I yam.

And uh, I YAM AN ARSEHOLE.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.