Bite your tongue and
Keep your pie hole shut.
You ain’t changin’ shit
What, what, what… what?
You are a babysitter.
Babysitting babies.
Babies gonna shit their pants
No if, ands, or maybe’s.
Open up their diapers and
Lookit all their poop.
Do the same tomorrow and
Mayhaps you’ll get the scoop
That babies, they cry and
Man, do they poop!
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
