Many folks don’t know that Theodor Seuss Geisel worked for the war department.
Hail, most don’t even know who Theodor was on account of him using his
middle name and a fake doctorate to secure fame but more important
is the fact that Mr. T was pretty dang good at tossing short words
packed with big meanings together and then he goes and puts
this ingenuity to woik for the allies in order that they could
better smack down Dee Udders. I felt this future author
of such literary ginormity as Sneeches On The Beaches,
And Ham to be beyond such things as promoting
nationality because when you get the imaginer
of belly stars on your side, that rat there is an unfair adwantage.
Thank you, friend.
How could you, doctor?