Most folks know how predictable brown-nosers can be.
They should not be trusted beyond their capacity to
keep train wrecks from promptly jumping their rails
and plowing deep into the oblivion they ought
to rightfully be steaming full speed toward
and their ability to engage any engineer
to ensure he is the only one to blow
the whistle as we scream through
another stop is not just reckless, it’s downright dastardly.
Thank you, friend.
Doh dee doh… Hey, what’s that over dere?