Lordy, How They Loved Them Some Bacon!

There were pigs downstairs and

In the next room and the

Whole garage was fulla

Them too and it was

Pigs in the morning,

Night and at lunch.

They seemed to like pigs

A whole damn bunch.

They stank like pigs and

Thought it was cool and

Their clothes bore pigs

And their hats and shoes.

Were made from pig hair,

And you don’t wanna ask to see their

Oinker underwear…

It just ain’t fair

How much they care

About piggies.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.