Many a person is scary.
None more so than Norvil.
Noval, Norval Orriss.
N looks you straight in the face and
all U want to do is piss. And piss.
Norvil Orriss pissy piss piss.
YOU got fists on the edge of a cheese tray MISS!
You’re listening as you still talk!
If we follow the plan they’ll squawk.
Someone’s sure as hell to tell Norvil,
Then no one lives to tell their story,
If it gets left there it gets gory.
Dropped in a lap called N-Norval.
Good ‘ol Novil, Norvil, Norval.
Thank you, friend.