When I say Halt!
You halt.
If I ask who you are
You say.
If I rest my hand on my gun like this
That is when you pay.
With your life? You ask.
Good question, dude!
Read my lips, it helps me resist rude.
Yes! With your life!
What else you got?
Disappear the whole works with
One good shot.
What you got ain’t enough
That’s true.
But it’ll do.
Barry
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
