Most folks can’t spontaneously relax.
They schedule their rest
and relaxation from five
pee em on flyday to ten
pee em on fam football
day and they think it’s
the twentieth to the twenty-eighth they have off.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
You don’t hear people in the woods screaming “DAH! I’ve had it!”
Okay… But not as many.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
