When I look like this keep
Your pie hole closed.
Silence is what I need.
I’ll break the silence when
It’s time to be broken.
Then you heed my lead.
Talk about stuff I want to hear.
Watch my frown
Is it happy or sad?
Don’t cross the line into
Your inter-rests or
I’ll be a bored up lad.
Okay friend?
Barry
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
