You’ve got my number.
Why don’t you call it?
Could it be it’s not my number
That you’ve got?
Maybe you are run down.
Or maybe you should be.
And maybe you wonder if it’s me
Behind the sharp wheel tracks you sought.
You’re entering Deservesville.
Get your just reward.
It’s coming fast and hard right at you
Every way toward.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
