Purple meant death if you
Ain’t royalty.
Black was reserved for
Pirate types so
You would agree
To be boarded pal cause don’t you know
We’re at sea?
White means giving up when
Hoisted high in a breeze.
Blue means soon to be hoisted so that
You’ll be free
To wear your colors.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
