Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
Cause mine don’t work
Like buddy the jerk
Who called me a troll
And that name’s toll
Sent me on a roll
That pushed my soul
Aside.
So me and buddy collide.
I tell him open your ass wide
I got some steel toed nines
That you’ll soon find
Change you mind
Gonna hoof some soul back inta ya.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
