His outgoing was incoming and
Those beggars met in the middle.
Neither force gave a tinker’s damn
But with everything they would fiddle.
Say yes to no questions
Maybe take a hike
To a friend or lover
Someone that they like.
Sorry, didn’t mean to
Sorry doesn’t cut it
When that out meets inner
Maybe best to shut it.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
