When it rains it pours and if we happen to live somewhere cold this event is called snow.
Now snow, for those of us that don’t know, doesn’t just run to the lowest point
Like water. Nope, this nefarious crap takes direction from sidewalks and
Driveways because that’s where it crazily piles up necessitating a
Nothing-better-to-do-on-this-frigid-winter-day dork with
Either a shovel or better yet a snow blower to invest
Their semi-precious life in moving the offending
Stuff to a hopefully more appropriate place.
The fact that modern neighbors seldom
Know each other equals much less
Sharing and way more sales for
Snow transfer tool makers
And leaf vacuums, too.
Thank you, friend.