If you’re gonna have a battle
Better choose sides because
The long march will start and
Nobody rides.
Keep your head low.
Take it nice and slow.
Weapon up and go.
Hide in the brushes.
Hang up in the trees.
Watchin’ all the soldiers
Pillage as they please.
Horror by decree.
They won’t let us be.
Now maybe they see.
There is no enemy
But us.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
