He wouldn’t take the chip
On their first damn try.
But six jabs later
He began to ask why.
Why would he lineup
And bare another arm?
Why take a chance on
The jab doing harm?
Better get a clear tat.
So clear that
No one you know knows.
And if they do, too bad.
You are done with jabs.
Clear tat makes you glad.
Best dreams you ever had.
Those dreams, those dreams are fab!
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
