You can’t be wrong about all things.
Once in a while, whether you like it or not, you’re gonna guess correctly.
When that happens, run toward yer goal as fast as your surprised little legs will carry you.
Run fast and strong toward that winning goal and pass the ball
to a couple of other players so they can score an assist and
when this game is over they will remember you as a
There! Now you have value in your future but it’s
still game on and your luck is running out so
get up, stay up and take as many people as
possible with you to the promised land.
Make certain to do this without wearing a shit
eating grin on account of its called a shit
eating grin due to it leading directly into Crap Crater
which, had you not been wearing that shit eating grin,
you could have avoided.
Now you need those comrades we spoke of earlier.
And a big ‘ol toof-brush.
Thank you, friend.
The Emotional Bank Account? Balance, please…?