Watch For Scratches And Biting When It’s Raining Cats And Dogs

Most folks have never seen shit hit a fan.

Shit doesn’t hit all at once. It starts with a dribble of shit, then a squirt, finally a steady flow called shit creek.

Now, you want to be downstream shit creek because upcreek there are no paddles and paddles are necessary to keep away from the shore.

See, the shore is where all the shit disturbers live and they take all the fun out of tubing shit creek.

Go with the flow but on the surface, not floundering in shit like the unpaddled.

Ride shit creek thru shit storms until you arrive at shit swamp, where everything, including you, settles out.

And remember, eyes skyward.

In sanity,

Your friend Barry.

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