When It’s Yer Time, It’s Yer Time.

Guy was born tall and

Gill was born short.

Guy on the fifth and

Gil on the fourth.

Guy was born to a rich family.

Gil’s mama tried to abort.

Guy got bit by the travel bug.

Gil’s dawg bit him through his shorts.

Gil has hate for every damn dawg.

Guy loves his hunting dog Sport.

Life takes one.

Death takes all.

Life throws the chips up.

Loves ’em where they fall.

Loser pull yer pants up, winner takes all!