Most folks have no idea what they want.
They wait for a menu and if there isn’t
one then holy hell confusion breaks
out and they can’t find the shoes
they want or the greeting card
that says what they can’t and
if shit ain’t laid out for them
then they’ll just wait right here until the traffic light comes back on.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
