Do pencils come sharp?
Do pencils in use stay sharp?
Can old pencils be sharpened?
Can pencils take yer friggin eye out?
Why are so many fucking pencils yellow? (chinese luck thing)
Will pencil erasers choke you if you let ’em?
Is it possible to end pencils being broke in anger?
What kind of pencil pusher always wants a hard lead?
And so on.
Thank you, friend.