You Beat Me. Dude Beats You. I Beat Dude. I Beat You, Too. Get It?


No doubt valuable life lessons are learned through playing sports.

Hail, it seems normal to send our kids away to teach them the

Wisdom of Being. However, if it were true that younguns

Were indeed learning supportive values and codes

Of conduct then hints of having experienced

These valuable life skills will have made

It to the faces and team photos

Of those kids who came in

Dead fucking last.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

3 Responses to “You Beat Me. Dude Beats You. I Beat Dude. I Beat You, Too. Get It?”

  1. In this day and age, you’d have to be autistic to be okay with losing.

    Which must be what I am.

  2. There’s nothing like good sportsmanship, and this is nothing like good sportsmanship.


  3. @Don, Does good sportsmanship include feeling okay about losing?

    It ain’t about winning or losing, it’s how you play the game – isn’t that what they say?

    If this is true, how come the winning teams always sell more tickets, hats and jerseys?

    Is the most valuable player award given to dudes who show the most sportsmanlike conduct or folks who score the most points?

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