Voice mail he don’t do.
Don’t send any letters.
Your cards and notes of well wishing
Go to dumpster diving bet getters.
Keep your waves of greeting in check.
Tip your hat just to scratch your head.
If you see me, look away.
Amuse yourself.
And remember what the bad man said.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
