Your Phone Is Dead. Your Payment’s Late. What’s A Good Phone To Do?

Oh if dad were alive

He’d know what to do.

Dad’d know what to do.

He’d start with a bitta wet wood

And,

A few dampish catalog pages.

And gas.

A bucket full ‘o gasoline!

An man he’d toss that gas anda

Damn matches too…

Anda whole bloody thing explode!

Sure ya you got your fire

Anda mushroom cloud.

But got ta see dad ona wire.

Before the fire.

You know…

The damn fire what burn him all up!

Ats true…

Ain’t nothin’ lef butta wee puff.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.