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Month: July 2011

Awareness

The Big Bad Wolf Called Boredom

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2011
  • 2 comments

Name two people who truly yearn to polish their consciousness. Why so few folks do is simple because life once stretched never provides the same […]

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Awareness

So What If It Was The Wrong Name, My Father Still Called For Moi.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2011
  • 0 comments

I’m going to be out of commission for a couple of daze. Family thing and all that and as you have learned by now, this […]

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Awareness

Moving About In Hurry Up Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2011
  • 4 comments

Quick trips are the only ones allowed in the Land of Rushian. If you ain’t on an expeditious journey, chances are you’re holding up traffic. […]

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Awareness

Attacks or A Tax?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2011
  • 3 comments

Things are very confusing today. Maybe not just today and to me, it all seems to be happening on purpose. That’s quite likely how it […]

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Awareness

Before Air Bags and Crush Zones Impaired Driving Was No Big Deal

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2011
  • 10 comments

Stabbing folks is bad. Carrying a knife is not. Let’s think about driving under the influence the same way. We’re creating more victims than we […]

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Awareness

Tell Anyone Who Doesn’t Like It They Can Kiss My Eigenwelt

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2011
  • 0 comments

Our lives have meaning. And meaning makers. But only one person can determine who and what all this encompasses and that substantial responsibility falls to […]

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Awareness

When Evidence Abounds That We Might Be DORKS

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2011
  • 3 comments

Being tall or obese ain’t easy. Possessing evidence that a person might be fairly retarded ain’t wonderful, either. But chances are there’s plenty of proof. […]

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Awareness

Late FOR Work & Late TO Work R 2 Different Things

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2011
  • 1 comment

Taking your time is a good thing. Amazing how few folks do, though. They leave it to other people. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Yeah, […]

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Awareness

First They Came For Motor Oil. Pretty Soon Everyone Else Was Locked Up, Too.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2011
  • 0 comments

Who gives a shite if our human rights are trampled? Just us and the folks we can make care about us is all. Because today […]

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Awareness

Too Many WoodCutters To Stop Burning Witches

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2011
  • 0 comments

Everything has a cost. But it also has a benefit. Just not always to the same folks. As in: Torching sorcerers is a good thing […]

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Awareness

Let’s Say YOU Put A Cinder Brick In A Bag In The Middle Of The Roadway

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2011
  • 6 comments

I was instantly filled with loathing and dread. Loathing for my own inability to imagine outcomes and dread because I now had a fair idea […]

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Awareness

Fine To Fight Humans But The Tiny Folks On Our Planet Got Us Over A Barrel

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2011
  • 0 comments

No Word In Ant For Retreat A three friggin hour talk about insecticides. That’s what myself and fellow industrial chemical salespersons were forced to sit […]

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Awareness

How To Extinguish OutRageous Characters

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2011
  • 0 comments

To non violently stop folks from straying from conformity: Damn them with doubt (silent and verbalized), rattle ’em with furtive glances / comments and frustrate […]

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Awareness

When Asking Is Tougher Than Doing

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2011
  • 8 comments

Name me one person who thinks that servitude and knowing how to type is wrong. We learned our ownselves. Didn’t we? Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

The Stank Of Our Elders

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2011
  • 0 comments

No Woofin GrandPa Cookies Those Little Friggin Genetics carry everything. We just feel like we’re carting our ancestral load. A person hates to think they […]

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Awareness

Anxiety = Holding On To An Electric Fence

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2011
  • 2 comments

Shock therapy can be very helpful. There ain’t nothing quite like springing a choke inducing surprise on folks to alter their state of mind. The […]

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Awareness

Someone Should Watch For Ideas or We’ll Never See ’em Coming

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2011
  • 1 comment

Should be two eyes per hole. At least. Smart thinking has a short shelf life. Sometimes less than an instant. If we aren’t paying attention […]

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Awareness

Outer Space – Right There Next To Our Epidermis

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2011
  • 1 comment

Dragonflies are fairly alien. Starfish are alien. Humans are no different. Out here it’s each alien for themselves. Unless us and the dragonflies work together. […]

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Awareness

Want To Make A Radical Life Change? Clean Your Clock Closet Oftener. (CYCCO)

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2011
  • 2 comments

Anyone hesitating at a green traffic light will be reminded about time. Time. TIME. TIIIIMME. C’MON LETS GOOOOO!! Just ONE of the gods that rule […]

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Awareness

Shoe Fly Shoe

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2011
  • 2 comments

Don’t throw your weight around. That’s what I taught my children. By not throwing mine around. Shoulda moved onto plan B with the extremities thing […]

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Awareness

Cannons Need Fodder and Buses Need People Thrown Under Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2011
  • 0 comments

Ours is not to question why. Ours is but to do or die. Me thinks we’re accomplishing both. It’s clicky scary out there so look […]

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Awareness

“You’re Grounded Missy!” (To Give You A Hinty Hint Hint About Incarceration. Okay?)

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2011
  • 0 comments

Where did you get your parenting skills? Was it from a book or hopefully multiple month Heavy On The Pictures (HOTP) training course on how […]

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Awareness

Why Don’t You and Your WheelBarrow Take A Hike

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2011
  • 0 comments

People for sure are resistant to change (RTC). And its a given they don’t take kindly to Kaizen. Even good adjustments are resisted and I […]

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Awareness

Only I Tell The Whole Truth. Everyone Else Is Fibbing Their Arses Off.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 20, 2011
  • 4 comments

Some folks claim I’m full of shite. (FOS) I’m far from full, that much I can tell you. But no one –  not even me […]

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Awareness

Brown Noser Universities Confer The Crappiest Kind Of Corruption

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 20, 2011
  • 0 comments

Doctors won’t talk about each other. It’s professionally unethical for them to speak poorly of a comrade’s capabilities or judgement. Even if their comrade has […]

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Awareness

When Loving Juice or Harboring Juice or Being Juice Is Deadly Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 20, 2011
  • 5 comments

The “right” thing is not always the best thing. And whether something is right or not is often determined by fairly insane folks. These queerdos […]

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Awareness

Fuck Collaboration. Everybody Grab An Axe Handle & Let’s Tangle!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2011
  • 4 comments

Imagine a vortex water spout to the moon. Life on earth would occur on Tuesdays and Fridays when the shite came back this way. But […]

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Awareness

Calling All Earthlings

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2011
  • 0 comments

Creating division is a powerful strategy. Sun Tzu revealed lots about this over two thousand years ago in his missive about the art of military […]

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Awareness

And Then This Invisible Dragon Started Biting People’s Heads Off!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2011
  • 0 comments

It would be helpful if unobservable heat breathing lizards made noise. Or at the very least they could cast a distinctive odor that might alert […]

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Awareness

Dying To Stay Alive

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2011
  • 0 comments

A single existence is not enough for some folks. Nope, the load they’re asked to carry is too big or hard to handle. Their journey […]

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