Skip to content
Crossing The Line by Barry Williams
Pretend you went insane and could type. Welcome!
  • Non Fiction Podcasts
  • Free Non Fiction Ebooks
  • Owners Manual
  • #41500 (no title)
  • Contact Me
Shuffle
  • Non Fiction Podcasts
  • Free Non Fiction Ebooks
  • Owners Manual
  • #41500 (no title)
  • Contact Me

Month: August 2011

Awareness

Right After Ordering a $1,000 Happy Face Sign I Started Shitting My Pants

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 31, 2011
  • 1 comment

All my life I’ve gone too far. Said a little too much. Stayed a little too long. (or not long enough) And done shite I […]

1 Comment on Right After Ordering a $1,000 Happy Face Sign I Started Shitting My Pants
Awareness

Jeepers Things Have Changed Alot. NOT.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 31, 2011
  • 0 comments

Humans enjoy being fooled. We do it all the time by thinking that tomorrow will be different than today or that next week things will […]

Leave a Comment on Jeepers Things Have Changed Alot. NOT.
Awareness

Trying Not To Overdo The Freedom Of Speech Thang

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2011
  • 0 comments

No one has to tell me to watch my P’s and Q’s. And I told my old man, too. Watch them, I said. Without knowing […]

Leave a Comment on Trying Not To Overdo The Freedom Of Speech Thang
Awareness

Being An Author Absolves One Of House Hold Chores

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2011
  • 3 comments

Many people read. Few people write. It takes longer to write. C`mon, everyone can`t clean up their own stinko! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

3 Comments on Being An Author Absolves One Of House Hold Chores
Awareness

You IS Who You IS Where You IS. Isn’t You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2011
  • 4 comments

Satisfaction is optional, happiness is not. Happiness is the fuel that powers survival while satisfaction is the throttle which determines how much happiness we have […]

4 Comments on You IS Who You IS Where You IS. Isn’t You?
Awareness

Even Very Small Things That Come Between Us Can Have Ginormous Effects

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 29, 2011
  • 1 comment

Ninety three million miles is a long way. Still, 99.999 % of the distance between the sun and earth has less effect than the last […]

1 Comment on Even Very Small Things That Come Between Us Can Have Ginormous Effects
Awareness

Wasps As A Message Delivery System

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2011
  • 5 comments

At one time I paid for insects to be killed. One by one if necessary. Reveled in it. Bragged about it. Semi famous for it. […]

5 Comments on Wasps As A Message Delivery System
Awareness

One More FBI Warning and I’m Pirating Movies Until The Cows Come Home

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2011
  • 1 comment

How many times we gotta be told? Enough is enough, I can’t take much more. I’m bout ready to start making illegal copies of everything […]

1 Comment on One More FBI Warning and I’m Pirating Movies Until The Cows Come Home
Awareness

Heaven Has Translucent Perimeters and Many Rooms. I Wonder Why.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2011
  • 10 comments

Ask anyone who has expired. There IS a place called heaven or whatever you call it. It ain’t here but you sure can get there […]

10 Comments on Heaven Has Translucent Perimeters and Many Rooms. I Wonder Why.
Awareness

Say It. You’re Ugly.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2011
  • 3 comments

This is a face for mind lovers. Its a fair description. Too fair, at times, it seems. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

3 Comments on Say It. You’re Ugly.
Awareness

How Do You Know When You’ve Fallen Asleep?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2011
  • 2 comments

Whaaa?! People say this because trance states exist. In fact, you IS one. Thank you, friend. Barry out. (answer: only when you wake up do […]

2 Comments on How Do You Know When You’ve Fallen Asleep?
Awareness

The Tide Rides Cycles and So Do We You Unbalanced Moron

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2011
  • 0 comments

Up way big and way down swings the unstoppable swell in this ocean, this volcano, this street. And there on the surface, I see you, […]

Leave a Comment on The Tide Rides Cycles and So Do We You Unbalanced Moron
Awareness

“If I Fucking Catch You – You’re DEAD!” Said My Father. I Knew He Meant it.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2011
  • 18 comments

Parents and kids don’t always see eye to eye. And while it’s okay to disagree, sometimes HOW we do it is the most important factor. […]

18 Comments on “If I Fucking Catch You – You’re DEAD!” Said My Father. I Knew He Meant it.
Awareness

Expire While Wearing This Shirt and Save 50% Off Your Funeral Cost!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 8, 2011
  • 0 comments

Our world is facing unprecedented challenges. The largest and worsening nuclear accident in history, numerous seeming endless wars and corrupt economic crises of previously unimagined […]

Leave a Comment on Expire While Wearing This Shirt and Save 50% Off Your Funeral Cost!
Awareness

Keep ALL Your Blind Eyes On The Peas In This Pod

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 7, 2011
  • 3 comments

If Its Supposed To Be Rotten, That Rat There Is Good Eats The Hells Angels, Grim Reapers and Satan’s Choice are motorcycle clubs. The RCMP, […]

3 Comments on Keep ALL Your Blind Eyes On The Peas In This Pod
Awareness

I’ll Friggin Well Do It When & IF I Want To

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 4, 2011
  • 0 comments

Freedom has a description. Like everything else, how it manifests is a personal matter but it always starts from the same seed. Partial evolving to […]

Leave a Comment on I’ll Friggin Well Do It When & IF I Want To
Awareness

I Hope Its Okay That I Shat In Your Water

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 4, 2011
  • 0 comments

Gotcha Right HERE BUDDY Drinking crappy juice is bad. Imbibing fermented fecal fluid when we don’t know it’s bin spat in is worse. Waay worse. […]

Leave a Comment on I Hope Its Okay That I Shat In Your Water
Awareness

Hello Shunning My Old Friend

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 4, 2011
  • 0 comments

Ignorant is as ignorant does. Myself, I see it as more of an insulation from life’s experience rather than something akin to rude reality. This […]

Leave a Comment on Hello Shunning My Old Friend

 

Oh Yeah? Show Me Whar!

 

Subscribe

 

Shite Starts Here

  • Archive of All Posts
  • Recent Blog Posts

Picture of me not available

Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!

TICKETS!

Get your tickets ready please!

Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?

Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?

The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.

And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...

Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?

Have a grand day, friend.

TICKETS!

Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com

 

Recent Posts

  • Meditation. Medication. Same Damn Thing.
  • Surreptitious Entry
  • First, They Dance.
  • Fuck Insurance. Get Your Coverage From Kaizen.
  • The Good Guys Are Bad But The Bad Guys Are Badest
  • Heads That Are More Than A Noggin
  • To Smart For Anyone’s Good
  • Dog Paddling With Sharks
  • Eye Contact With A Shark
  • Medals?! Waste Of Metal. Give ‘Em Paper!
  • Chinese Innovation
  • Dynamic Activation

Recent Comments

  • izi drop promokod_vpkr on Sorry Non Karmic Believers
  • Barry on Hazing – Tastes Awful, Works Great!
  • Barry Williams on My Lord, We Are Sufficiently Fucked.
  • Barry Williams on The Fear Of Odd
  • Barry Williams on Fucking Rights Werewolves Exist!

Archives

  • May 2025 (4)
  • April 2025 (4)
  • March 2025 (17)
  • February 2025 (10)
  • January 2025 (7)
  • December 2024 (12)
  • November 2024 (16)
  • October 2024 (7)
  • September 2024 (8)
  • August 2024 (11)
  • July 2024 (10)
  • June 2024 (5)
  • May 2024 (9)
  • April 2024 (5)
  • March 2024 (5)
  • February 2024 (5)
  • January 2024 (11)
  • December 2023 (8)
  • November 2023 (6)
  • October 2023 (14)
  • September 2023 (4)
  • August 2023 (8)
  • July 2023 (10)
  • June 2023 (14)
  • May 2023 (10)
  • April 2023 (10)
  • March 2023 (11)
  • February 2023 (9)
  • January 2023 (1)
  • December 2022 (6)
  • November 2022 (10)
  • October 2022 (11)
  • September 2022 (8)
  • August 2022 (16)
  • July 2022 (22)
  • June 2022 (12)
  • May 2022 (9)
  • April 2022 (23)
  • March 2022 (23)
  • February 2022 (21)
  • January 2022 (28)
  • December 2021 (20)
  • November 2021 (12)
  • October 2021 (13)
  • September 2021 (8)
  • August 2021 (11)
  • July 2021 (13)
  • June 2021 (11)
  • May 2021 (12)
  • April 2021 (3)
  • March 2021 (9)
  • February 2021 (5)
  • January 2021 (5)
  • December 2020 (13)
  • November 2020 (9)
  • October 2020 (8)
  • September 2020 (5)
  • August 2020 (16)
  • July 2020 (6)
  • June 2020 (22)
  • May 2020 (17)
  • April 2020 (19)
  • March 2020 (3)
  • February 2020 (9)
  • January 2020 (10)
  • December 2019 (5)
  • November 2019 (28)
  • October 2019 (17)
  • September 2019 (29)
  • August 2019 (16)
  • July 2019 (11)
  • June 2019 (11)
  • May 2019 (8)
  • April 2019 (11)
  • March 2019 (14)
  • February 2019 (9)
  • January 2019 (10)
  • December 2018 (7)
  • November 2018 (14)
  • October 2018 (9)
  • September 2018 (20)
  • August 2018 (9)
  • July 2018 (25)
  • June 2018 (15)
  • May 2018 (23)
  • April 2018 (28)
  • March 2018 (28)
  • February 2018 (26)
  • January 2018 (28)
  • December 2017 (30)
  • August 2017 (12)
  • July 2017 (33)
  • June 2017 (36)
  • May 2017 (20)
  • April 2017 (31)
  • March 2017 (20)
  • February 2017 (13)
  • January 2017 (8)
  • December 2016 (23)
  • November 2016 (20)
  • October 2016 (39)
  • September 2016 (35)
  • August 2016 (41)
  • July 2016 (26)
  • June 2016 (49)
  • May 2016 (35)
  • April 2016 (43)
  • March 2016 (38)
  • February 2016 (42)
  • January 2016 (29)
  • December 2015 (75)
  • November 2015 (82)
  • October 2015 (65)
  • September 2015 (103)
  • August 2015 (144)
  • July 2015 (83)
  • June 2015 (95)
  • May 2015 (82)
  • April 2015 (94)
  • March 2015 (86)
  • February 2015 (116)
  • January 2015 (99)
  • December 2014 (148)
  • November 2014 (71)
  • October 2014 (78)
  • September 2014 (89)
  • August 2014 (71)
  • July 2014 (106)
  • June 2014 (70)
  • May 2014 (165)
  • April 2014 (128)
  • March 2014 (118)
  • February 2014 (87)
  • January 2014 (83)
  • December 2013 (113)
  • November 2013 (140)
  • October 2013 (117)
  • September 2013 (49)
  • August 2013 (103)
  • July 2013 (127)
  • June 2013 (111)
  • May 2013 (112)
  • April 2013 (107)
  • March 2013 (121)
  • February 2013 (145)
  • January 2013 (115)
  • December 2012 (125)
  • November 2012 (119)
  • October 2012 (180)
  • September 2012 (118)
  • August 2012 (102)
  • July 2012 (93)
  • June 2012 (53)
  • May 2012 (81)
  • April 2012 (112)
  • March 2012 (136)
  • February 2012 (72)
  • January 2012 (56)
  • December 2011 (36)
  • November 2011 (43)
  • October 2011 (91)
  • September 2011 (53)
  • August 2011 (18)
  • July 2011 (61)
  • June 2011 (19)
  • May 2011 (21)
  • April 2011 (9)
  • March 2011 (7)
  • February 2011 (16)
  • January 2011 (7)
  • December 2010 (2)
  • November 2010 (6)
  • October 2010 (14)
  • September 2010 (8)
  • August 2010 (2)
  • July 2010 (11)
  • June 2010 (8)
  • May 2010 (8)
  • April 2010 (16)
  • March 2010 (17)
  • February 2010 (9)

 

 

You May Also Like:

Livin' In The State Of Trance

Meditation. Medication. Same Damn Thing.

Posted on May 20, 2025May 20, 2025 by Barry Williams
Shit Adds Up

Surreptitious Entry

Posted on May 19, 2025May 19, 2025 by Barry Williams
Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

First, They Dance.

Posted on May 15, 2025May 15, 2025 by Barry Williams
Problem Solve Or Die

Fuck Insurance. Get Your Coverage From Kaizen.

Posted on May 9, 2025May 9, 2025 by Barry Williams
Don't Copy This Self

The Good Guys Are Bad But The Bad Guys Are Badest

Posted on April 30, 2025April 30, 2025 by Barry Williams
Y'all Tered States

Heads That Are More Than A Noggin

Posted on April 20, 2025April 20, 2025 by Barry Williams
Copyright © 2025
Designed & Developed by ThemeinWP Team
Scroll to top
Cleantalk Pixel