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Month: January 2012

Awareness

Why I Edit My Stories Live And Write Some Crazy Shite In The Process

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2012
  • 2 comments

There is a big difference between disrobing in private versus public. That is exactly the power I employ to edit stories quickly and continuously (as […]

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Awareness

Today’s Wrong Is Yesterday’s Right

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2012
  • 0 comments

Human knowledge is a staircase leading to many levels of comprehension. On level one we’ll find stuff that was true way back when our world […]

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Awareness

Life Exists Before, During And After Death

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2012
  • 1 comment

Hunger exists before, during and after eating. Sexual desire exists before, during and after sexual activity. Bewilderment exists before, during and after gaining wisdom. Life […]

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Awareness

Corporations Don’t Hate People But Every Smack Smarts & Adds Up Just The Same

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2012
  • 0 comments

“This is just business so don’t take it personal. Clean out your desk, you’re fired.” “Sargent Johnny Walker will see you out. Goodbye.” Legally organized […]

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Awareness

Wherever We Cast Our Gaze Be Shite. Lots Of It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2012
  • 0 comments

“Are you lookin’ for trouble, mister?” is a question being asked all over the world today. Its a good question too because many folks are […]

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Awareness

I Go Where My Mind Takes Me Cliff

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2012
  • 0 comments

Oh, to have the ability to just be quiet. To just be quiet. Nice and quiet. To not sneeze or cough or fart just as […]

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Awareness

Hopelessness Is All But Lost For Anyone Addicted To Kaizen

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2012
  • 0 comments

One teeny whiff of continuous improvement is all it takes to truly screw someone up for good. From that point forward, they are hooped because […]

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Awareness

Wanna Stare Out My Peep Hole?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2012
  • 1 comment

Joe just sits there, looking through that gap in his door. I wonder what he’s thinking…Joe. What does he think he sees? Well, I guess […]

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Awareness

And Some People Will Be Pissed Off Because We’re Ahead Of Schedule

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2012
  • 0 comments

When folks find out about plans they get intrigued in a hurry. What does this mean and what the hail are we gonna do about […]

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Awareness

Not Recalling Whether Your Boss Was Told To Fuck Off Or Not Feels Just Like He Was

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2012
  • 2 comments

Folks who learn how guilt is manufactured and delivered live a better life. They look down from the manager’s office at the plant floor to […]

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Awareness

Hah Hah! Now Life Owes Us A Day!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2012
  • 3 comments

Few folks enjoy being on the ‘pay us by Tuesday or else…’ end of a loan. The unspoken feeling of indebtedness is a burden on […]

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Awareness

Me Plays Wit Myself

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2012
  • 1 comment

Me embarrasses myself. Me undervalues myself. Me assures myself. Me stretches myself. Me undermines myself. Me fails myself. Me hates myself. Me forgives myself. Me […]

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Awareness

If We Wanna Do Champagne Outa Big Cups We Gotta Pay The Timer-dimer

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2012
  • 2 comments

At this point in Custer’s Last Stand, dude was crying for his mama, not bugling. All things worth doing are worth doing well and that […]

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Awareness

Hammered Every Second Part 1

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2012
  • 2 comments

Alcoholics Anonymous is effective for a small percentage of folks. I propose a new system of reducing alcohol consumption by getting slammed every second day […]

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Awareness

Every Worthwhile Project Consumes Its Creator But Some Don’t Chew Their Fodder

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2012
  • 5 comments

Most folks have little indication of their impending doom. And ‘nobody moves, nobody gets hurt’ is the cultural sentiment of cautious survivors desiring longer lives […]

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Awareness

Snag That Handrail So We Can Head Safely Down Into The Bowels Of Hell

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2012
  • 4 comments

The last thing folks ought to do is slip and fall down the stairs entering Hades. Its not bad enough that a person is even […]

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Awareness

Time To Snap Open A Can Of Placebo Whoop-Ass On Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2012
  • 2 comments

When even shrinks won’t  talk to a certain fella, we know we’re contemplating a nasty bit of work. An appropriate description of Barry L. Williams, […]

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Awareness

Not In The Presence Of Jim You Won’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2012
  • 2 comments

Humans are biological devices generating and operating within magnetic fields. Each device has its own particular field pattern and these patterns interact and influence one […]

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Awareness

An EyePatch Full Of Maybe

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2012
  • 0 comments

Even though I have nothing, perhaps that’s okay. Maybe the zip owned by me is better by a long shot compared to the nada held […]

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Awareness

The Words Afterwards

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 5, 2012
  • 1 comment

Almost all folks get themselves into situations they wish they hadn’t. “If I had my druthers” they say in the hope that verbalizing a different […]

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Awareness

We Going To Land. Even Wit You Out Da Plane.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2012
  • 2 comments

A million idea ships sail every day. Anybody want to get on board? Or is everyone onboard already I oneder? Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

About Those Folks That Saw Me Dump The Old Man’s Body

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2012
  • 10 comments

My father didn’t care what was done to the remains after he was through with his carcass. “Light me up” he said mischievously, “and toss […]

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Awareness

It’s NOT Tit For Tat! There Are Three TITS!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2012
  • 8 comments
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Awareness

Allow Yourself To Be Ignored. Even By You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2012
  • 6 comments

No one should eat and shite and produce nothing butt. All who dirty the water must contribute to its flow and swimming sans cleaning should […]

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Awareness

One Hundred Thousand Choices And That’s JUST In This SuperMarket!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2012
  • 0 comments

The vast majority of folks have no real idea what they are capable of. They get comfortable shopping at one grocery store and without giving […]

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Awareness

On A Glide Path? Daze Off Why Doan Cha?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

Life grinds to a start and a halt. It sparks into existence and flashes out which probably explains our tendency to fireworks and exploding towers. […]

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