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Month: May 2012

Awareness

What Unaccepted Guilt Looks Like

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2012
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Many folks have had more than they can take. They suddenly feel like strangling so-in-so as well as any witnesses who might get in their […]

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Awareness

Our Father’s Keedz And The Keedz They Sprung So Love Doze Altered States

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks know about the genes thing. They understand that what made their parents tick also tocks to them and they can either drown out […]

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Awareness

I Really Don’t Appreciate The Snideness In That Voice. Especially Since It’s Mine.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2012
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Many folks are their own worst enemy. They tend to expect too much, too quickly and for much less than is necessary to pay and […]

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Bankers Find Plenty ‘O Dough Where Little To None Exists

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2012
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  Most folks at one time or another have been short of funds. They ran so close to the edge that they forgot about taxes […]

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Awareness

Entropy Ain’t Fast But It Works Every Day And That’s How The Beggar Wins

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks realize they are competing for power. They know that energy must be added for any action to occur but even then something moves […]

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Awareness

You Might Just Be A Performer, Weirdo.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 15, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks are okay with fooling themselves. They may not understand to what extent they are pulling the wool over their own eyes but they […]

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Awareness

Me Myself I’m Sinical

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 15, 2012
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Many folks claims ta soive someone. They may be under the influence of this gawd or that lawd but on somedays dey completely forgets all […]

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Awareness

To Know Our Spot In Life Is Devine Because From There We Can Poosh Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 15, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks have been put in their place. They were told off by so-in-so or their kid who obviously overheard the parents mention what a […]

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Awareness

Free Will Means Grabbing Multiple Universes By The Horns

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2012
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Many folks feel like they are in control of their destiny. They understand that choosing path A over action B means plenty of potentialities in […]

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Awareness

Lost Keys And Deceased Offspring Have Much In Common

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks know the exquisite pain of beloved child death. They start out believing that they will never experience their young friend’s company again but […]

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Awareness

If I Ever Seem Too Sane Its A Robot Not Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2012
  • 3 comments

Most folks can be judged by their character. Mine is tied so close to yesterday’s shadow that I’m sometimes afraid to tug on my reins […]

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Awareness

Lawdy I Got Dee Baggage Handled

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2012
  • 9 comments

Most folks have endured a job they despised. For me, in my late forties and not knowing what to do this meant accepting one of […]

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Awareness

Okay. I Want To Talk. I’ll Tell You Everything. Oh Yeah, I Forgot. I Already Do.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks understand string theory. They know both fishermen and comics employ line upon line and that similar threads might be crossed. Double crossing don’t […]

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Awareness

You Might Be Blowing A Million Ideas. Thanks.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2012
  • 3 comments

Many folks think of something great then forget it. They don’t plan ahead enough to capture their ideas with something as simple and been around […]

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Awareness

C’Mon N Get A Peace O’ Me!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2012
  • 3 comments

Most folks are saving themselves. They’re not really certain who it is that they are saving themselves for but nevertheless, it must be someone very […]

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Awareness

What If Criminals Become Police (& Vice Versa) To Discredit Them?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks know about subversion. They understand that if Stupid Manager number 1 is thwarted then Friendly Manager number 2 can be hired and before […]

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Awareness

How To Decipher This BullShite

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks know that every land mass has its own language. They don’t think for one minute that the big boys with boats would teach […]

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Awareness

It’s Unanimous Then. Black Sheep All Around.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks consider themselves to be an outcast. They don’t look or feel like they assume other people are supposed to and most of the […]

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Awareness

Value Is Fleeting Like Ice Cream in June. Or January. Or Full.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks know that a hotdog is worth squat to a person who just ate. They understand that timing has plenty to do with desire […]

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Awareness

Plenty ‘O People Isn’t As Simple As Dey All Firss Comes Across

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks understand there is more than one game going on. They realize that Jerry ain’t here for a beer even though he’s a drankin’ […]

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Awareness

Biting Your Tongue But Not All The Way Through Is A Critical And Crucial Skill

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks know someone they would like to tell off. Given a safe, non reprisal environment they would rip so-in-so a new arsehole and feed […]

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Awareness

A Teaspoon Of Homeostasis Helps The Sameness Go Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks would like to change themselves. They think they’re too fat or too short or one side of their mouth is droopy and they […]

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Awareness

Then This Straw Man Turns To Me And Says…

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks understand that questions can determine answers. They realize that salespeople and other professional interviewers can manipulate what we call conversations into something they […]

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Awareness

I Wouldn’t Think Of Interfering, Just Give Me My Knife Back & We’ll Dissassemble

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know enough not to fool with their neighbors after they’ve been drinking. Not the neighbors. Them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When You Were Quiet We Worried. Then When You Spoke We Worried Even More.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks try to disguise their changes. If possible, they’d rather not take out permits and deal with “inspectors” because there are only so many […]

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Awareness

It Was Bound To Come Back On Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2012
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Awareness

There Was This Point He Went Waay Beyond Genius Into Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2012
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Awareness

You Have Digitally Descriptive Tags Or Not? I’ll Get People To Turn Themselves In

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks would think I was mad for offering this. But those same people wouldn’t be a machine. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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We’re Gonna Strain You Through Shite You Never Thought You’d B Strained Thru

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2012
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Most folks know when not to talk back. They experience word shit and swords flying all around them and they automatically call in the reserves […]

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Awareness

In Speaking About Young People

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks think wisdom collects over existence. They find it difficult to imagine that anyone could be any smarter than them especially in no time […]

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