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Month: May 2012

Awareness

Pretending You’re Not Here-It-Ness

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2012
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Most folks think about their lives. They imagine Joe is saying that or Sally is  blabbing this but seldom do these same ex periencers imagine […]

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Awareness

Dad Knew The Car Had Been Driven Because There Were No Tire Marks At All

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks keep little secrets about what they’ve done or seen done. They squirrel away bits and pieces of history and knowledge of stuff that […]

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Awareness

When Dad Came Unglued Dude Broke Every Hinge

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2012
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Many folks have been threatened. They’ve been accused of doing something they didn’t and stood up for them self and without any tilting now aspire […]

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Awareness

If You Can Stitch These Two Together I Think We’ll Be Okay

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2012
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Awareness

DeManual! DeManual! Eye Found Eat!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 6, 2012
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Many folks know there is a better way. They don’t complain that they’ve been wasting their time tread ing the wrong track, these people tie […]

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Awareness

Don’t Confuse Sports With Religion. Religions Have Very, Very Big Churches.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 6, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks assume the garden path will have bells on it. They think that if it turns out they really are being  led that way […]

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Awareness

Captain Hinter Says Pour A Glass Of Wine…THEN And ONLY Then We’ll Talk.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 6, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks are aware of the little voice in their head. They may attribute it to a god or some noggin based guilt manufacturing scheme […]

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Awareness

PSST! To Become A Mean Mover Move More Like You Mean To

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 6, 2012
  • 3 comments

Many folks arrive at their destination via saunter. They swing this way and that, to and fro, making passing a bother while creating wake/path chaos […]

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Awareness

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” – Mike Tyson

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 6, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks have some idea of what they want to accomplish today. They worked it out quietly last night or early this morning and if […]

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Awareness

Doan Shit Yerself Away. Add Some’n First.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2012
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Most folks know they need to drink water. They usually wait until their body tells them its trough time but normally this is too late […]

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Awareness

Please Hurry Robot Prostitutes Hurry!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2012
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Most folks know that once fake people are on the job we’re screwed. They see how McDonald’s and every other place that once revolved around […]

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Awareness

We’re Here And Not Here Said Doctor Vaneesh As He Warped Invisible

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2012
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Most folks are quite comfortable with near and far. They probably learned about the concept from Sesame Street or very aware parents but few of […]

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Awareness

Saying Only Shit When We Stub Our Toe Leads Directly To A Second Shitting

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2012
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Most folks don’t like to make the same mistake twice. They would appreciate learning lessons one time & then implementing measures to ensure that whatever […]

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Awareness

And The Third Pig’s House Was Made Of Brick Which STILL Was Worth Nada

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2012
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Most folks know that the prices of things fluctuate. Some of the older knowers also comprehend that prices go up and down a hail of […]

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Awareness

Dear Mister Billy Goat Gruff. Who Do You Think I Think You Are?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 4, 2012
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Most folks discover that people are proportionally made up of wind. They hear someone saying they did this or another person claiming they’re gonna do […]

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Awareness

Big Gunt BeGone 90 Day Weight Loss Promise

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 4, 2012
  • 1 comment

June 14, 2012. Still taking measurements. The men are quite anxious about these devious, sexually depraved penguins whom seem to be slowly surrounding us. Hope […]

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Awareness

My Drug Dealer Was Quite Dismayed When I Rejected His Problem Solution

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 4, 2012
  • 3 comments

Many folks follow their doctor’s advice to a tee. Dude says take some pills and they’re opening their pill hole as if none have ever […]

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Awareness

Try To Make A Little Time When Your Maker Comes To Meet You

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 4, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know that worrying doesn’t help anything. They also realize that sticking one’s head in the sand only provides easier access to bodily ports […]

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Awareness

And The Captain Of The Hindenburg Job Goes To…

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2012
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Many folks have seen videos of school buses out of control. Usually the anxious scenario involves some twelve year old kid seeing the bus driver […]

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Awareness

Bring Out Your Unsane! Bring Out Your Unsane! We Bravers Will Take Them Home.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks know its no fun being sober around drunk people. They also realize that someone has to be because if the inebriates were running […]

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Awareness

It’s The Axe Juggler. He Needs You To Give Him A Hand.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks can tell the difference between lies and truth. They can sort this out because lies are different from truth in that they seldom […]

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