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Month: August 2012

Awareness

It Ain’t As Rough As One Might Think Cause Its Worse And The Odd Time Better

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2012
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Many folks have heard the old “That’s Good, That’s Bad” routine. They hear that little ditty just one time and before you know it they’re […]

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Yes, There ARE Gods But A Lot Have Been Let Go

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2012
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Many folks now rely on and believe in themselves. They may have previously had an imaginary friend who they hoped would give them guidance and […]

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Awareness

Nice Purses! Big Hearts! Fancy Aprons Here! All With No Strings Atta-a-ched…

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2012
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Most folks are well aware that everything has a value, even if it’s free. They know it may not be pertinent at this moment but […]

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Awareness

It’s Television: And Some Stuff Stayed The Same For Hundreds Of Years

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2012
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Most folks know little about the evolution of ideas. They come from the craziest of times and places and yet it seems that almost every […]

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Awareness

As A Kid I Got No Sleep Cause The Aliens Made Me Work

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2012
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Most folks know what a fast food job entails. They aren’t looking for your input beyond responding to beeps and trigger stops and lawdy hep […]

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Awareness

Pick Three People Whom You Gonna Be And Then Act Like Your Chosen People

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks are unaware of their many personalities. They got one for their father, one for their mother and another entirely different personality for dealing […]

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Awareness

My Goal Is To Get Paid NOT To Write

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2012
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Many folks have grandiose plans on what they want to achieve in life. They feel that if everything falls exactly into place then they and […]

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Awareness

In THIS World We Can Stop A Bullet Or At Least We Can Slow It Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2012
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Most folks don’t want to die. They want to live so much that they’re not willing to stand up for the most basic freedoms even […]

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Awareness

Barry L. Williams – Author and MotherFucking Liar

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2012
  • 3 comments

Holy, ouch! “Oh, Ahm nat sure ah kin eat much more crow, sir…” I am a liar and I don’t like being a liar. But […]

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Awareness

The Fake Sword Joe Swangs Might Not Be Sharp But The SonofaBitch Still Hurts

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks have no proof that their job, town or religion are fabricated. They never got taught anything close to this in skool because those […]

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Awareness

I’m Not Upset Because You Don’t Write But Some People Are Upset That I Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks will never hear about my work and I’m down wit dat. They of course will be missing out on all the guts I’ve […]

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Awareness

Shit’s Coming Up All Ones For Me Pal For Me Pal!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2012
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Yaaay. I did it! I uploaded enough bullshite to get the WordPress odometer to ones straight across! Shirley that must mean something… All because ‘o […]

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Awareness

Gain And Give The Power Of Cogitation Through Acting Quietly Angry

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks would love to be able to control their temper. They are sadly misdirecting a major source of human capacity because when anxiety is […]

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Awareness

I Made The Mold That Everyone Wants To Shape

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2012
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Many folks wish the person wearing my shoes would change. They wonder why my mother couldn’t have learned me better or why I didn’t catch […]

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Awareness

Acting Like An Ignorant Fucker Takes Way Less Guts Than Living It

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2012
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Many folks are condescending on purpose. They get their kicks out of being seriously different from most everyone around them but the really bad bastards […]

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Awareness

Why Engineered Photos Never Depict Candid Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks understand the concept of maintaining appearances. They are fully aware that few things are as they seem and that great pains are usually […]

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Awareness

Today Is My Last Day So Please Excuse Me For Being Selfish

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2012
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Many folks know that in the end we won’t have time to clean out our lockers. They travel light and lay claim to little on […]

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Awareness

Leave If You Can’t Take Life’s Jokes

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks have had it up to here. They can’t quite put their finger on what is pissing them off they just know it is […]

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Awareness

Ideal Violation Is Epidemic

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks want to make a difference. They imagine as children that them being alive is going to be better for everyone and then 80% […]

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Awareness

Nothing Looks Like It Should

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks recognize that things exist. They also realize that everything emanates from nothing so jis because something ain’t there rat now don’t mean that […]

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Awareness

If You Touch A Steering Wheel To Earn Your Keep, Meet Your Armageddon

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2012
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Many folks make a living by piloting vehicles. They are mostly unaware of the slaughter heading their way as several players in the autonomous vehicle […]

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Awareness

Make Sure Your Shits Out Before Getting It In A Knot

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2012
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Many folks get all wound up over nothing. They think they know whom is causing all their grief but when it comes rat down to […]

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Awareness

A Single Step In The Right Direction Is Better Than Running In Place

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks are following someone else’s plan. They assume that there will always be a spot for them on the team without understanding that the […]

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Awareness

Lotsa Dropped Names Equals A Tripping Hazard

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks don’t personally know anyone famous. They are relegated to the same Corral of the Mundane as the rest of us and as such […]

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Awareness

If I Didn’t “Own” My Humble Abode I Would Phone The Landlord To Complain

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 7, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks assume they will one day hold the title to their home. They faithfully make those payments to the bank even though they wind […]

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People May Be Called Crazy For Lacking Timing Comprehension

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 7, 2012
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Most folks know what “not now” means. They don’t even have to be told that asking for a raise right after being demoted is not […]

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Awareness

In The Soft Mud Of Every Mind A Memory Awaits Its Flint

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2012
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Most folks are unaware how recollection works. They forget that in order to recognize that stranger we saw last week we must first remember seeing […]

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If You Aren’t Employing Mind Control Techniques You’re The Only One Who Ain’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks don’t wander around exclaiming “Brains for rent… brains for rent!” They also don’t stand around squawking that they are in complete control of […]

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Awareness

When Big Buildings Collapse Something Bigger Falls First

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks know that the Roman empire failed once the towers were built. They understand that societies give praise to super size right before they […]

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Awareness

The Neighbors Think Mom & Dad Are Neat But Their Kids Would Disagree.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks avoid sending stuff or going to Nigeria. They know that this global neighborhood has a bad reputation for pulling scams and not honoring […]

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