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Month: November 2012

Awareness

Bing?! Bing WHO?! On The Planet Google Ahm A Frigging Somebody!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2012
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At one time not one of the browser gods would recognize me. Nary a one! I existed only in the silly, real world… *** Then […]

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If You Love Something Let It Go. If It Comes Back You’re Still Feeding It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2012
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Many folks profess to wanting personal freedom. They would like to do what they want when they want to do it and with the people […]

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Awareness

If Life Ain’t A Riddle It Should Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2012
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Many folks view existence as a game. They come to play and might be serious on the field but catch them in their skivvies in […]

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Awareness

Pretend That Santa Clause Is Real And The Big Questions Will Be Answered

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2012
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Most folks think they know what is going on. They assume that the curtain has been pulled back and they see who is acting and […]

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Awareness

Knowing What Makes Humans Clap Can Reduce The Number Of Hands That Smack

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 13, 2012
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Many folks have heightened recognition skills. They remember stuff about people, places and things that should have been forgotten by anyone more in their own […]

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Awareness

Hallucinations Also Describe Not Seeing Shit That Exists

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  • November 13, 2012
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Most folks feel that they are aware. They know that the glass is half full or half empty but what they don’t realize is that […]

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Awareness

Every Soldier Has A Poison Pill And Some Pills Have People Names

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 13, 2012
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Many folks have been taken out of commission. They were brought down by illness, fatigue and sometimes by the good planning and perfect execution of […]

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Awareness

Ideas Know When They’re Dismissed And Often They Won’t Return

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 13, 2012
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Most folks know about vacations. They realize that people who are physically or mentally stressed need these breaks so they can rejuvenate the part of […]

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Awareness

You Might Be Throttling My Neck Bro But My Arse Is Still Sucking Gumdrops

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2012
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Many folks are squeezing life out of people. They scrape a little hide off everyone they “deal” with and before long there’s enough of others […]

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Awareness

When Yer Parents Do Smack

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2012
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Many folks spank their children. They heard somewhere that there was this spare the rod spoil the child thing and then when they got a […]

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Awareness

If I Heard My Club Was Mixed Up In This Shit It Would No Longer Be My Club

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2012
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Most folks know about catholicism. They either are infected with it or affected by it on account of it being one of the biggest, baddest, […]

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Awareness

It’s A Wobble We Wibble For And Often That Still Ain’t Enough

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  • November 11, 2012
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Most folks know their full feeling. They pity the person who tempts them with grand undertakings of edibles on account of being so fucking filled […]

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Awareness

We Limp

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 11, 2012
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Most folks have anchors. They don’t often come into port so they are n’t needed but still, they’re onboard. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Pensioners To The Back Of The Bus. NOW!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 11, 2012
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Many folks have saved for retirement. They invested in this or that scheme in order to get some other worldly rate of return as well […]

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Dee Pie-Oh

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2012
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Many folks dream about success. They realize if they come any where near it winning owns it’s playas and soon as yer back is turned […]

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Awareness

Not Holding Meetings Is Like Forgetting How To Speak. Why In The Hail Wood Ja?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2012
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Most folks know about the dark. They remember it as a limited and confusing place where every person groped a round trying to feel something […]

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Awareness

You Wake Up With The Birds My Dear. Ah’ll Do De Alley Gator.

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  • November 10, 2012
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Many folks sleep alone. They get accustomed to providing and imbibing their own body heat & not starting their day covered in meat. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

And When Yee Start Getting Yer Way Let’s Say, What Way Would Dat Be?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2012
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Most folks are lost on different levels. They get outside a geographical or emotionally predicable level and before you can say Blurry Is The Land […]

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Awareness

Yer Low Esteem People Will Run Away With Production

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2012
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Most folks lend a hand. They do it because they needed and may need it again in the future but they pitch in because they […]

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Awareness

Dem Boyz Wasn’t Lazy. Not In Da Least. Dey Set Lots ‘n Lotsa Traps For Demself.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2012
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Most folks avoid stepping in shit. They try real hard to not view themselves only as their dead face where da man say everybody luke […]

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Awareness

True Love Requires Greeting Cards. Real Love Requires Reflection.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2012
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Most folks think they know about adoration. They understand affection, friendship and even romance but it’s that un conditional agape for themselves they got a […]

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Awareness

When A Person Tries Hard To Not Be A Jerk But Still It Don’t Seem To Work

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks know about wisdom. They understand that it is more than collected intelligence and that this shite gets so far under a person’s skin […]

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Awareness

You Can Be An Ass. Life Has Teeth. Watch Out You Don’t Get Bit.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2012
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Most folks assume stuff. They think they know someone or some thing but then one day they notice their applecart tipped over. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Jimmy Says Life Is A Shit Sandwich With Him As Sandwich Spread

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 9, 2012
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Many folks ask why. They ask the lord, their parents and if they are lucky someday themselves why their creation matters. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Reflect, Reflect, Reflect And Count Yer Lucky Stars.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 9, 2012
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Most folks know about good luck. They wonder though, does it exist somewhere in space or are there walking beacons for it and it’s one […]

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Awareness

When Old Orville The Tanker Owner Found Out He Flipped His Fucking Lid

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 9, 2012
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  What could be worse than getting pissed on? At age twelve, I found something worse. Waay worse. My shameful lack of awareness as that […]

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Awareness

More Sheep Were Boarded As The Water Seeped In. This Sheep Was Going Drown!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 9, 2012
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Most folks know too much well. They eat too much or drink too much and maybe they even complain too much but what they don’t […]

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Awareness

Be A Shit Watcher. A Good Shit Watcher. Watching Shit Go By. Bye Bye Buy.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2012
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Many folks feel restless. They know they need something different they just don’t know whar ’tis. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Take a look for […]

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Awareness

Don’t Ask People Who Are Not There “Who’s Here?”

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  • November 8, 2012
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Most folks are living in a trance. They might even recognize that their life cycle is running indoors as well as out but usually not […]

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Awareness

Less Notice Of Obstacles Means Headway And Scratches

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  • November 8, 2012
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Most folks press on, regardless. They don’t see any other way but there certainly are and some of them provide such twists and turns that […]

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