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Year: 2012

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Fingers Twitching To Beat The Band Point To An Unborn Fable Wanting Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 16, 2012
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Many folks are obsessed with production. They get so wound up in creating that their creations consume them with a ferocity that seldom leaves room […]

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Straws Will Be Drawn Until The Camel’s Back Breaks

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 16, 2012
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Most folks experience stress. They assume it originates from other people but that life sucker comes straight from the horse’s mouth. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

When The Workday Crept Into Slumberville The Machines Woke Everybody Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 16, 2012
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Most folks are owned by alarm clocks. They set them at certain times to go off at certain other times in order to end their […]

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Awareness

Dad Brings Candy Into Our House But It’s The Kids Who Get Blamed For Eating It

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2012
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Most folks have a today gameplan. They say it ain’t complicated but it has evolved from a million years of ancestral beforehand. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

When Istvan Cares There Ain’t Much Left For Others

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2012
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Many folks know that concern is necessary. They wish that someone, anyone would pick up the slack but wishing don’t get the slack picked up. […]

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Awareness

Before Y’all Agree To Lift That Shit Maybe Consult Yer Knees And Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2012
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Most folks grow old. They are the lucky ones even if the body they’re renting berates them for every god damn movement. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Lawdy Please Hep Me Stop Hepping Dem Who Only Wan Ta Use Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2012
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Many folks have given assistance to ungrateful people. They started out innocently enough by providing what should be a reciprocal hand out of life’s dumpster […]

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Awareness

How Long Have Adults Been Screwing Kids? Only Forever Is All.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2012
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Sick Fuck Jimmy Saville Many folks know about Alexander the great. They know that he led a large army across hell’s half acre and they […]

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Awareness

Ah Jis Wanta Be Leff Alone But Jeepers Not Bye Myself

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2012
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Most folks know lonely. They planned to be by themselves just not this long or dat silent. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Anyone Can Take Gun Lessons, How Bout Sharpening Yer Wit?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2012
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Many folks know the power of language. They know just raising the decibel of their communication will alter the way it is perceived and they […]

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Awareness

The Day Black And White Passed Away

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2012
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Many folks have watched television. They seldom consider the fact that moving pictures could be trans mitted long before anyone thought color projection was even […]

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Awareness

Carhartts Know About Working Together But With The Suits It’s Like Us Or Them.

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  • October 11, 2012
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Many folks know about hierarchy. They understand that the cleaner the clothing the more keen the competition to keep it that way and to do […]

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Awareness

A Reputation Is Fine And Dandy But Don’t Let It Ride Yer Horse

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2012
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Many folks are known far and wide. They have little “thems” residing in people’s minds all over the place but however those “thems” are expressed […]

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Awareness

Full Daze Is Farly Iffy Cause I Man Alcoholic & Won’t Dessert Booze Like Dat

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2012
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Many folks have asked to go home early. They inquire on account of having entered into some unwritten and seldom even shook upon deal which […]

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Awareness

Marce Is Hail Of An Entertainer And Dem Damn People Got To Care

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2012
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Many folks have held the shitty end of the stick. They sometimes wanted to throw in the towel but their resolve and commitment to those […]

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Awareness

When I Got My Legs Everybody Wanted Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Most folks know about child labor. They first imagine it pertains to a woman giving birth but a lot of it comes in the form […]

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Press You Self Agin Me Other. Lets Mak Sure Thet We’re All Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Most folks know tons about spooky. They had their hair standing on end on the back of their neck so  many times that weird dude […]

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Awareness

Lawdy Hep A Man Understan Hees Keez An Ifa Can Hep Dem Undastan Heem

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks have children. They raise ’em up lak dey was raised why? Some of un get ta stealin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

Despair. Feel It Or Die.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Most folks know about karma. They imagine if they do good it will come back on them but what they forget is that some cocksucker’s […]

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And Upon This Garbage We Shall Build An Island

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Most folks have thin skins. They don dermises thick enough to hide their hearts but not the packing material. Thank you, friend. Barry out. You […]

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Awareness

So One Alien Says To Another Alien: “Does Your Alien Pick Up Shit?”

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks have pets. They don’t go any where without thinking about who is eating and crapping where. Thank you, friend. Barry out. And THEY […]

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Awareness

The Devil Enters Through That Skinny Door Marked Boredom

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Most folks have had bad thoughts. They wanted to kick fuckface in the head for what he did to their baby but its only becausa […]

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Awareness

Ain’t No Need To Be Afraid Now Because These Pants Is Already Shat

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks live in apprehension. They don’t have the luxury of losing this job, this bid or this try out because beyond today their entire […]

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Awareness

Let The Machine Do The Work For You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks have used power tools. They turned them on and heard this ungawdly racket that exp loded when the dang thing was pooshed agin […]

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Awareness

Deleting FaceBook May Drop Anxiety To A Fairly Dull Roar

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks meet via computer. They don’t realize that the number of children who have motherboards as godparents are now approaching Moore’s law and dat’s […]

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Awareness

Don’t Leave Teachers Alone With Children. Especially Their Own.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks know about brain washing. They realize that people can be so indoctrinated that stupid just spreads becausa entropy or something like that but […]

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Awareness

Being A Good Laborer Isn’t very Hard But It Sure As Hell Is

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2012
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Many folks use their body for income. They don’t call it selling themselves its more like renting or maybe even leasing if an employer goes […]

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Awareness

Shoulders Down And Neck In Around Heeya

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 8, 2012
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Many folks grew up having to watch their back. They always had one eye pointed behind them in case a cold shoulder or blank stare […]

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Awareness

From President To Peon Mocks The Tough Luck Totem Pole

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 8, 2012
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Many folks have been forced to start their career over. They worked their way up from the bottom of the heap before and they know […]

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Awareness

A Stick Too Bent For Burning

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2012
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Most folks realize that invisible ink ain’t gonna get the message out. They understand deep inside that true-isms have to at least be written on […]

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