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Year: 2012

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Sure, Holler At People Hard Of Hearing But Being Loud To Impress Gets Old Fast

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2012
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Most folks know obnoxious when it reveals itself. They marvel at some people’s ability to act without considering the effects of their actions and they’re […]

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The Winds Of Hope Like The Great Gales Of Fear Are Pervasive And Automatic

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2012
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Many folks live on purpose. They plan and follow through and adjust their plans when the follow through doesn’t happen and one day the honesty […]

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Awareness

Grumpy Is A Place Of Mind Where The Grumpster’s Home Address Is Hell

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2012
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Many folks wake up in a foul mood every day. They slip out of the same side of their bed as yesterday and during the […]

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Awareness

If Yer Going Anyway You Should Probably Git

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 1, 2012
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Most folks are who they are. They might try to blame themselves on some body else and their environment but only until they say so. […]

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Awareness

Get Yer Tickets To The End Of The World Before Everybody’s GONE

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 1, 2012
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Many folks wonder if 2012 is humanity’s last year. They are joined by many more people who think a major catastrophe of global proportions is […]

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Awareness

Some Almost Gasket Set The Pace At Which We Could Take A Break

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2012
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Many folks aspire to power. They wonder what it must be like to order people around regardless of what they thought was a better use […]

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Awareness

When The Bill Came Due It Was Crystal Clear Something Just Didn’t Add Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2012
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Many folks understand the doubling pennies thing. They realize that compounding small numbers quickly turns them into large numbers which become so big so fast […]

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Awareness

War Cures Those Whom It Devours But The Unconsumed Remain Infected

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2012
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Most folks know that force fixes nothing. They have slammed a door just to get it to close or had to jimmy a drawer to […]

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Awareness

Sheeps Go Down And Countries Go Down When They Take On Too Much Outside

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 29, 2012
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Most folks stick to stirring their own pot. They have enough trouble brewing to meet their own demands let alone assisting in any wave making […]

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Awareness

Please, If You Can, Don’t Beat Yerself Up. That There Is Someone Else’s Job.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 29, 2012
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Most folks survive being kicked around. They were dropped like a hot potato from a social group or company into which they previously invested a […]

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Awareness

Yer Best Trackers Don’t Invent Their Tracks But In Every Dirt Dent They See Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2012
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Most folks go about their business. They keep their nose to the grindstone and outa other people’s back yards on account of there are so […]

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Awareness

If Happiness Had A Scale Of One To Ten Some People Would Rate A Yeller

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2012
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Most folks know the good life when they live it. They have a difficult time describing it in detail and likely wouldn’t try to mimic […]

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Awareness

How To Survive If Yer Good Times Have Rolled

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2012
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Many folks think about cutting back. They forget about cutting left, cutting right or doing the stop, drop and roll thing if shite gets a […]

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Awareness

Dude Didn’t Set Out To Be The King Of Ambiguity That Hat Fell On Him Is All

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2012
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Most folks know what they mean. They may not realize that others don’t have a gawd damn clue as to what they are trying to […]

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Awareness

Just Because I Call You Seester Doesn’t Mean We’re Having Insects

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2012
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Most folks are confused by words. They don’t understand the difference between burglary and robbery nor socialism or partisanship and bombarded with tons of bullshite […]

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Awareness

And One Day Soon Everyone Will Know That Each Person Got Their Own Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2012
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Many folks have fallen and then couldn’t get up. They likely called out for help and none coming anytime soon clued them in to the […]

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Awareness

Garbage Gal-oops From His Slippery Lips And Could But Will Not Be Stopped

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 26, 2012
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I say some stupid shit. Or it comes from my fingers. Either way, the language that springs from me is straight from the horses ass […]

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Awareness

Dude Triggers Arse Movements Every Hour. He High Tides His River Of Shit.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2012
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Many folks are marking time. They might be flipping calendars or actually crossing off daze but whatever, it’s still being pissed away. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Do I Care If There Is A Reader

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2012
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Of course I care if there is a reader. Like everyone else I want to be read loud and clear. Ex en why, five five […]

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Awareness

How To Make People Think Whatever They Want

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2012
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Many folks know persuasion. They employ it upon them selves first and once they get that party started then lookout because shit’s all downhill from […]

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Awareness

Check And See If Today Is Okay Because Tomorrow Might Be Your Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2012
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Most folks wouldn’t live on a reservation. They would feel a bit too confined on account of being told where their entire future resided because […]

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Awareness

How To Move When You Hear Propaganda

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2012
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Most folks don’t take oaths. They might have pledged allegiance to someone or something but it don’t count if no one else wants to do […]

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Awareness

The Lawd Who Demands Purposeful Pain Is A Gang Leader Not A Good Deity

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2012
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Most folks know about guilt. They understand that its supposed to work like a fence which keeps the faithful from burning them selves any more […]

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Awareness

Da Lottery Ain’t Fixed. The State Ain’t A Scam. KidSkinners CAN’T Rule The World.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2012
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Most folks will never wield real power. They, like 80 percent of other humans, likely have a tough time getting anyone to do what they […]

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Awareness

Contrast Mental Cage Removal. Jis Bite Yer Tongue And Luke Around.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2012
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Most folks have preconceived notions. They certainly cannot be blamed for having them and until they realize they are infected with foreign thinking its udder’s […]

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Awareness

Holy Jeepers The Real World Is A Farly Different Place

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2012
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Most folks have a home life. They likely also have a work life, spiritual life, secret life, political life, online life, credit life and gawd […]

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Awareness

You Will Transcend Conditioning, Simply Listen To This Voice. You Will Transcend

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2012
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Many folks know indoctrination. They see every brand, every religion and every nation on earth attempting to win everybody over to their way of thinking, […]

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Awareness

And Before Anyone Coulda Predicted It Every Car Barn Was Fulla Shite Too

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2012
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Many folks know about materialism. They view it as a kind of religion which encourages adherents to own so many shoes and watches and jackets […]

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Awareness

How Could I Be Sofa King Stupid Is A Query Borne Of Superior Intelligence

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2012
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Most folks don’t catch themselves making mistakes. They focus on things they have done right and dwelling on their own sainthood drapes the staircase to […]

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Awareness

You Crack A Grin And Yer Grin Will Get You Cracked

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2012
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Many folks know about smile neutral. They understand that this is some kind of government regulation to ensure that humans act more like the robots […]

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