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Year: 2013

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In The Land Where Everything Just Misses, Some Things Are More Missed Than Others.

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  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks know about ricochets. They understand them as close shots that just missed and a warning that someone’s sights need adjustment. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Poosh Yer Kid On The Painted Line. Rat In Front Dat Bus.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks don’t break a leg. They don’t want to and they wouldn’t wish it upon any one but that’s what’s on the menu at crosswalk […]

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When Stop Signs Stop Working

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks can catch a drift. They see pally acting weird and nodding his head sideways as in get down get down you crazy motherfucker […]

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Awareness

And Just Before He Woke Up Every Day Dude Kicked Old Guilty’s Arse

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks know about magic. They understand it means slight of hand but they focus on that so hard that they forget that tickets & […]

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Awareness

Ice Every Promise With Sweet, Sweet Action And Then Kiss The Beggar Goodbye.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Many folks know about habits. They understand that this river floats all things & can be sucked into going almost anywhere. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Dude Had Only Recently Found His Life And Now Wanted No One Else To Take It

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks meet their maker. They wonder who that is until they appear and resemble them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Take Only As Much As You Can Carry ‘Cause Everything Wants To Be Human

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Many folks are tall sideways. They park too close to doors and drive too often through drive- throughs but they are not to be blamed […]

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Awareness

Waiting Is A Waste Of Time. SPEND IT! SPEND IT! SPEND IT!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks have been rushed. They took chances they likely shouldn’t have while acting just a tad irrational when they likely shouldn’t have & oddly […]

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Awareness

How Can We Ever Know Ourselves Without One Time Being Ourselves?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Many folks are putting on a show. They dress in their finest, drive their finest and live in their finest while inside they are anything […]

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Awareness

Dude Thought Every Day Should Have A New Number Then Wait A Minute

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks know about interest seekers. They need for the interest payer to imagine each spin into the sun as a whole new thing that […]

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Awareness

Feeling Happy Dappy Every Day Smoods Out De Olde Ups And Downs

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks have a birthday. They don’t celebrate it every day though & that rat there is a shame. Thank you, friend. Barry out. FEEL THE […]

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Awareness

One Day The Forest Was Clear Of Witches & The Next They Came Out Of The Woodwork

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks know about taboos. They understand that wacking off was bad then not, gambling was bad then legal and not & they slowly realize […]

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Awareness

Dude Wondered If Dead Relatives Thought As Much About Him

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  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks know about love. They understand that something can be far away yet still near to their heart and that faraway thing, whenever it […]

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Awareness

Your Daze Can Be Numbered Without Them Adding Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks know about sums. They group this thing with that thing and before anyone can see that these things repel each other, they have. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

A Wee Bit Of Poison Helps The Civilization Go Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks know about threats. They respond to them if they know about them but if something is nefariously looming large & yet unknown to […]

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Awareness

Things Have A Way Of Working Out Only If They’re Shown The Door

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks are optimists. They expect that everything will turn out okay even if shit is hitting the fan on account of them bringing up the […]

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Awareness

When Fools Are Ordered To Rush Rat In

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2013
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Most folks know about the military. They understand that when shit gets too hot for the average person to handle, our boys and girls in uniform are […]

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Awareness

Horton Hears Hollerin’ About Global Warming And Comes In Outa His Sun

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 29, 2013
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Many folks know about the earth. They understand that it is one planet in a solar system which is heavy on solar and big on system and […]

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Awareness

And If You Ain’t Heard Of Botox Pal Then Yer Rock Hat Is Pretty Big

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 29, 2013
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Most folks worry about appearances. They understand that it they don’t fit in they stand out and to be outstanding is to set themselves up […]

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“Well Ahl Be . . .” Yes, You Will Dude Said. You Will, You Will, You Will.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 29, 2013
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Most folks speak a small percentage. They hear a veritable roaring fountain of dashing thoughts chasing each other around inside their head but they corral […]

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Watch Where Yer Eyes Point

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2013
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Most folks know about averting. They look away when a stranger stares at them & break eye contact whenever someone’s gaze gets too familiar and […]

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Awareness

Dude Washed Up There With Knives And Burners In The Middle Of A Kitchen Island

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2013
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Many folks have said inappropriate shit. They opened their pie hole and stuffed their entire leg into their gaping gappy gap gap and if that […]

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Awareness

Twenty Years Ain’t Hardly Enough Time To Fix A Life Time Of Fucking Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2013
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Most folks are living long. They are also killing themselves in significant numbers which might be some kinda hint on how not good some people […]

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Awareness

Any Option Can Be Bumbled Through But No Option Sure As Shit Can’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2013
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Many folks plan vacations. They may never actually go on their vacation or when they do go on it, it may not be exactly as they had […]

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Awareness

And Then For No Reason He Made Her Hit Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2013
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Most folks react. They would respond if they had time but no, they don’t, so they just utter the first stupid shit that comes to mind. […]

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Awareness

Walking Is Only One Way To Come Down Stairs

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2013
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Most folks know about ass over teakettle. They were chewing gum when they should have been hanging on to the goddamn hand rail because everyone […]

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Awareness

For Free Land On The Internet Just A Few Types Reserves Yer Space

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2013
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Many folks know about the wild west. They understand that settlers simply had to make it out to the middle of nowhere alive because doing so allowed […]

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Awareness

For Some Poor Beggars Even That Which They Have Will Be Totally Taken From Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2013
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Most folks know about laws. They understand that there is one set of laws for the rich & another harsher set for the poor and it will never be […]

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Awareness

Dude Was No Good At Acting And Was A Real Bad Actor To Boot

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2013
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Many folks were once wild. They tamed themselves or were tamed by others but never-the -less, they are now broke in or are still being broke. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

This Drive. Who Wills This Drive? Is It Me, Me, Me . . . Or Is It Thy?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2013
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Most folks know inside from outside. They recognize their scalp as theirs and not belonging to some nation- wide scalp group which makes losing theirs […]

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