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Month: January 2013

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Carl Gustav Jung Got Fuck All On Moi

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  • January 31, 2013
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Most folks think a person has to be perfect to be smart. They allow their warped preconceived notion to keep them from even attempting to […]

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Awareness

With WaveLengths Bouncing All Over The Place One Of ‘Em Is Heading Yer Way

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2013
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Many folks have said the same thing at the same time. They react stunned at first as if something like two people following the same […]

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To Know Thyself & Then Not Like Thyself And Find Out No One Else Likes U Either

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 30, 2013
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Many folks I thought loved me turned out to be haters. They were all nicey-nice to me when they needed something but without fanfare each […]

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Awareness

Don’t Shoot Jis Because You Kin

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2013
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Many folks know about the pecking order. They mistakenly think that this means they need to follow some system when systems follow them. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

You Doan Tell Me What Yer Thinking And I Won’t Tell You What I Am

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2013
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Most folks have secret desires. They wish they were taller, slimmer or jewish but for some damnable reason that ain’t happened yet. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

I Know Some People Who Know Me And They Doan Think Ahm So Great

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2013
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Does a person have to leave town to excel? Shit! This is a global community! On Mars I’ll be somebody. Thank you, Elon. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

The Nuclear Blast Will Go Overhead If You Just Duck And Cover

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2013
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Most folks don’t check candy for razorblades. They just assume that if you go to friendly looking places and ask for free sweets that’s exactly […]

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Awareness

Daze, Like Dozing Off, Cannot Be Totally Scheduled

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2013
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You’re needed. You’re not needed. You need to be here. You doan need to be here. How you plan to be…? Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Yer Nicest Smelling Pesticides

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2013
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Vote. It can’t hurt. Can it? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Blue Mink ~ Good Morning Freedom http://youtu.be/nV-ni04N854

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Oh Yeah?! Well Maybe I Make You Stab Me And THEN Whose Driving?

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  • January 29, 2013
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Most folks are middle of the road. They are okay with shit whizzing right by their being and after a while cannot help being whizzed […]

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Awareness

Pull A Thorn Outa SomeOne’s Mind

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  • January 29, 2013
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Most folks require slack. They don’t ask for it though on account of several people already being hung over it. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Don’t Love You No Prisoner

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  • January 29, 2013
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Many folks know the other side of the tracks. They see where they are standing and notice that something completely different is going on just […]

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To Know Thyself Means Get Real Friendly With Yer Many, Many Mees

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  • January 29, 2013
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Most folks forget where they put stuff. They also forget that they aren’t the person who set the stuff down or they wouldn’t be talking […]

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Awareness

A Thousand Times Fuck All Equals Alot

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  • January 29, 2013
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Most folks know squat about ergonomics. They consider doing unnecessary shit as normal but that maneuver not only wastes life it silently warps their ability […]

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Awareness

The Crows Nest At The Top Of The Mast Will Be Going Rat Down With The Sheep

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2013
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Most folks know that shits connected. They understand that if one part of the ship hits a reef the whole ship is affected so more […]

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You There Close To Shore Types Prepare To Go Inland

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  • January 28, 2013
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Many folks live on the edge. They love the feeling of just being above or below something grand and that view gives and takes bigtime. […]

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Yeah, For Sure… That I Kinda Get. But What About The Shit I Didn’t Say?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2013
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Many folks want smiles wiped off people’s faces. They want to be able to control a room just by walking into it and if they […]

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Once Dey Split Us Up By Pointin’ Dat Finger, Den Dey Calls It Regulation.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2013
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Most folks know gasoline comes through a hose. They understand that it has always come through a hose and yeah, they get that gas comes […]

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People Devolve Naturally Into Animals But Being An Asshole Takes Constant Practice

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2013
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Many folks pray for bad shit to happen. They might even go so far as to pin poke a doll with similar traits to the […]

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With Sanity Weighed All Were Convinced There Wasn’t Enough To Go Around

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2013
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Most folks know something about history. They understand that the memorable portions are yarded from their moorings by humans who tend to be at best […]

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Awareness

Why Is Waay More Important Than Knowing Who Did What And Where

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2013
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Most folks are aware of motives. They seldom contemplate their own reasons for acting the way they do but everyone else is fair game. Thank […]

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Awareness

De Old King He Got Outa Da Way Anda Cheeps Fallin’ Rat Where Dey May

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 27, 2013
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Most folks make mistakes. They hate to see others make mistakes though and in their rush to insulate these others from committing atrocious errors they […]

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Full Of Pus And Vinegar

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2013
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Many folks get it half right. They see what’s there alright but they have no idea what it is, why its there or who brung […]

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Awareness

Multiple Personalities. Admit All Yers For The Price Of Won.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2013
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Most folks have asked themselves ‘why me?’ They forget that they’re running a many mee’s Battleship Retractica which has hundreds of droids ready (some being […]

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People Say Nothing Happened & That May Be True. Nothing Sometimes Happens.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2013
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Most folks don’t like being stared at. They might be okay with it though if there was a partition between them and the people staring […]

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Awareness

His Tail Wagged So Wildly The Scissors Wouldn’t Work. Ats Why Shits Not Done.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2013
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Most folks in north america know about elves. They understand that these little beggars work in an environment so unfriendly that they have little choice […]

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Awareness

Who Don’t Love Their Own Stank?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2013
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One day when my son Brett was 3 years old he projectile vomited. I’d only heard of projectile vomiting up to that point but dude […]

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Awareness

Oh To Call A Spade A Spade Especially When No One Digs It

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2013
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Jesus fuck I hate enforcing stupid rules. I’m putting this eye out for yer own good! Stupid stupid stupid. So stupid that I just fucking […]

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Awareness

We Will Throw Away Shit You Call Advanced

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2013
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Most folks know about here today gone tomorrow. They understand that just because something is new and improved don’t mean it will always be new […]

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Awareness

Up And Down And All Around Its A Roller Coaster Remember?

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  • January 24, 2013
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“Has she ever been laid down?” motorcycle purchasers query bike sellers. What they’re asking is, has this cycle ever been dropped on its side, especially […]

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