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Month: January 2013

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Why I Now Love Regina Police Service

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 17, 2013
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Our joint was 95% smoked. We were 100% high. Knock knock knock we hear @ our door. Hmm, who could that be? One of our […]

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Then Instead Of Choking The MotherFucker Out I Get All Polite & Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 17, 2013
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Most folks know about comeuppance. They know that people wouldn’t be talking about ‘what comes round goes round’ unless something similar really did occur even […]

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Whatever We’re Doing To Cool The Planet Is Working So Hip-Hip-Hooray For Us!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2013
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Many folks have heard about carbon tax. They are usually the same folks who know that the government once thought gambling was wrong but now […]

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These Dudes Were Scary And Failed To Recognize Their Own Or Others Caste

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2013
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Most folks know their place in life. They hear grandiose stories sure, but chalk them up to a human need for hope coupled with a […]

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Awareness

Please Oh Please Let Me Tell One Person To Take A Flying Fucking Leap

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2013
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Most folks abhor threats. They could live their life without them unless a’course they’re the one doing the threatening. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Barbarians Operate Every Gate

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2013
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Most folks hope for peace. They forget that war defines peace so succinctly that we’ll kill for it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Hold On Even If You Are Going Nowhere To The Propeller We Call Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2013
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Most folks know about cycles. They understand that this word describes the up and down, back and forth and side to side motion of the […]

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Awareness

Learn How To Keep Your Big Mouth Shut By Enduring A Wee Bit ‘O Resistance

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2013
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Most folks are body builders. The flap their gums and by doing so get better at flapping them but once they learn how to bite […]

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Awareness

Yer Most Honest People Are Often Iffy

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2013
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Most folks don’t protest their integrity. They said shit they shouldn’t have or did shit they shouldn’t have done but nevertheless, they need to acknowledge […]

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Dude Speaks Sarcasm

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2013
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Most folks doubt their bilingualism. They don’t understand that just being able to back-talk with out getting yer block knocked off is a language worth […]

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One Hair Backcombed

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2013
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Most folks throw a shadow. They don’t put a lot of effort into it but still it sometimes winds up a long way from its […]

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I Just Want To Hear Absolutely Nothing From Youse

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2013
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Most folks can make their own way. They aren’t looking for input from you or anybody so any jaw flapping at this time would be […]

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Everyone Walk Like Their Hip Gonna Break Because Someday The Beggar Will Try To

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2013
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Most folks care squat about their health. They contemplate it just about as much as their height which restricts them only to those rides they’re […]

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Awareness

Now That The Niceties Are Done Let’s Everybody Sharpen Swords

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2013
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Most folks know their own culture. They are not aware of what is going on with most other cultures though or how much they want […]

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Without Poking Chairs & Cracking Whips No One Knew Which Itch To Scratch

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2013
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Most folks say live and let live. They don’t want nothing of anyone else’s lessen its too good for ’em or easy to snag without […]

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Awareness

Sorry About Them Teeth Marks Man. That Dawg’s A Wee Bit Boot Shy.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2013
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Many folks are inventing their own freedom. They realize that being free is relative to the degree of un-freedom they have experienced and that contrast […]

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And Before You Knew It They Were Praising Their Oppressors

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2013
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Most folks don’t want their arse kicked. They feel that maneuver would be a waste of effort causing unnecessary pain to a person who don’t […]

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You Don’t Know Not To Cross Our Lines

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2013
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Most folks want what they want. They don’t give a lot of thought to what it takes to get what they want on account of […]

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Awareness

Heart Arson

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2013
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Some folks don’t think about their effect. They do think about how others affect them and they likely telegraph that just a wee bit more […]

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I’ll Pick My Pecking Order

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2013
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Most folks know about rhymes. They understand that when cadence is mixed with shit that sounds similar it seems to slide right inta ears. Thank […]

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True Dat, He Agreed. But This Straw Man Got Teeth And I’ve Seen The Beggar Move!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2013
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Many folks forget about consequences. They want to kick so-in-so’s arse without considering how so-in-so might back kick or whether they’re carting a negative emotional […]

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Awareness

Bumped Elbows Make Protective Knobs Which Likely Explains My Knobbery

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2013
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Most folks have been knocked around a bit. They know just how sideways shite can go so they take the middle road as much as […]

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Evolution Is Geometric

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2013
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Most folks know the big hand strikes. They think it is somehow marking off time when the big hand really points to the fact that […]

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Avoid Dem Drunks What Kicks & Bites Or Scratches Like A Girl.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2013
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Most folks assume others will stand up for them. They forget that a pack is made up of participants that must first look out for […]

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When OJ Simpson Was God

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2013
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Most folks respond to what they’re told. They consider it foolhardy to spend any time listening to all the shite never said let alone hinted […]

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It’s A Long Way To Who You Can Be So Why Not Pack A Lunch?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2013
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Most folks say what everybody else says. They know its nuts not to agree with the majority on account of they got most everyone in […]

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Awareness

Even If Means Knowing Yer A Dork Certainty Wins The Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2013
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Most folks don’t plan their future. They are content to live with occasional anxiety and a standard amount of helplessness on account of never looking […]

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Find Yerself Any Set Of Books And You’ll Meet A Book Cooker Or Two

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2013
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Most folks are poor at accounting. They had two hundred bucks this morning and now it looks like its one twenty with zero recollection or […]

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Awareness

Can People With Precognition Have A Foot In Their Own Dang Mouth?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 8, 2013
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Most folks say what they want to. They don’t think about what so-in-so will say once they’ve said what they think shoulda been said but […]

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Awareness

I Will Destroy Myself To Perfection

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 8, 2013
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Many folks don’t appreciate their lot. They hate being fat, short, big eyed or blacken but whatever it is they usually imagine seldom accounts for […]

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