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Month: April 2013

Awareness

Doubt Has Its Place And Its Yer Job To Keep It There

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2013
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Most folks worry. They sometimes even worry that they’re not worrying enough. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Don’t Forget About Opinion Because One Owns You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2013
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Most folks see things. They see everything from their own position but few realize that shit’s relative. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Crosby, Stills and […]

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Awareness

Stay Where You Are And You Stay Right Fucking Where You Are

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2013
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Most folks have opportunities. They often see them as threats at the outset which is unfortunate because everything good stems from something not as. Thank […]

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Awareness

And Den It Hits Me: You Doan Leab Kraft Dinner Fer Three Days

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2013
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Most folks know distance. They understand that a man with a twelve knot rope got hisself a right angle. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Gimme […]

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Awareness

Measuring Inconsideration Thru Wee Bits

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2013
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Most folks have killed letters. They write them and then wipe them out as if they didn’t exist. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Be Aware Of The War Of

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2013
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Most folks fight. They want their own way. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Oh, To Start At Fuck All

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2013
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Most folks owe. They owe their parents, their culture and luck but they’re not starting from nothing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

EveryThang’s Okay If Yer Not Looking Right

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2013
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Most folks get enough input. They are inundated with curiosity swamping shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Close In On Yer Favorite Archetypes By Following Their Blessed Tracks

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2013
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Most folks know about gravity. They understand that it can’t be seen directly but only recognized through effects. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

How To Watch Yer Thoughts Evolve

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2013
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Many folks know the universe is expanding. They understand that this means that everything in the universe must be spreading wit it. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Effecting People From A Distance Without Stinking To High High Heaven

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2013
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Most folks know about influence. They imagine that they actually have to be present to be effective but if that were true I would be […]

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Awareness

This Plus This Don’t Equal This And This

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2013
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Most folks think things are as they are. They forget about how not only time changes all things but even the way stuff is seen […]

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Awareness

There’s No Good Reason To Hang Around If You Really Don’t Want To Be Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2013
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Many folks think the world revolves around them. They see everything and everyone as meat for their needs and they are shocked when they finally […]

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Awareness

Opposites Are Joined At The Hip With Scratches In Their Eyes

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2013
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Most folks have a significant other. They would not want to live without their mate which also means they’ve considered murder / suicide. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Every Sweet Dream Has The Power To Plant The Awesome Seeds Of Nightmare

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2013
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Most folks realize that shit happens. They acknowledge that anyone who attempts anything can get kicked to the curb and they also realize that those […]

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Awareness

When Nobody Cares And Nobody Cares That Nobody Cares

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2013
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Most folks know how to swim. They understand that just because they know how to swim don’t mean they can do so forever even if […]

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Awareness

In Defense Of Udders

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Most folks feel presence. They know when some retard is tailgating them or if dude is standing too close for his ivory-care and all one […]

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Awareness

Once Yer Mind Is Made Up, Reality’s Mind’s Made Up Too.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Most folks know they are playing their part. They often don’t realize though that what they’re doing is representing a certain point in time and […]

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Awareness

So We’re Slaves Said Rusty Brain. To Whoo, Whaa, And Where?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Most folks have dreams. They might write them off as fantasy or wishes but eventually they realize no imagination equals a life of u-doan-git-ta-think. Thank […]

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Awareness

When Yer Intent Is Adrift, Should You Remain Nearby?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Most folks want to be happy. They have a gazillion ways of being happy, some of which are not compatible with the happiness of others […]

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Awareness

Don’t Get So Good At Takin’ Out Garbage That Shit Being Tossed Ain’t Garbage

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Most folks know about waste. They understand that in its mildest form its repugnant and at its worst, deadly. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

“Bet?” He replied. “Hell Yes Bet! But Place The Biggest GawdDamn Bet Upon Yerself!”

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Most folks are cheering for somebody. They might be politically motivated or just in the stands on account of some sports team but the totality […]

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Awareness

Over There! Over There! Who Could Really Give A Hoot ‘Bout Over There?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Many folks remember the second world war. They understood that shit was happening on an invisible part of the planet and most couldn’t believe it […]

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Awareness

And When The Buck Stops Here There Better Be Room

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Most folks know that smoke represents fire. They also understand that smoke sends signals which can be interpreted differently by different people who especially know […]

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Awareness

In The Middle Of Confusion There’s A “U”. Start There.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Most folks panic. They get their shit in so much of a knot that their poop-packer unpacks. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Al Green-Take Me […]

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Awareness

Dude Wanted Bad To Feel Real Anxious – But Only When He Wanted To

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Most folks understand elation. They get it that people can feel so friggin great that nothing could ruin their day but deep down they also […]

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Awareness

When The Shit Hits The Fan Only You Will Get Stanky

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Most folks know misery loves company. They understand that when they are feeling down there will be others offering to wallow in their sorrow but […]

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Awareness

The Aimless Existence Ain’t A Good Use Of Air

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2013
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Most folks just live their lives. They don’t expect them to add up to anything great so they mismanage their animating force. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Please Tell Me DocKtor Life… How Many One Eighties I Got Left?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2013
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Many folks change their mind. They start out feeling this way and their friends or children make them smarter by siphoning off their stupidity. Thank […]

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Awareness

I Got A Gawd Damn Phone Number Bitch!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2013
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Most folks think numerically. They have addresses, heights, weights, net worth, blood pressure and even with all them coordinates many are lost. Thank you, friend. […]

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