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Month: April 2013

Awareness

So There’s A Part Of Us What Sees One Blue Only

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2013
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Most folks know themselves. They believe what everyone else says about them plus what they hear from their mirror. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

You Was Gonna Do Dis. Gonna Do Dat. Dis & Dat Ain’t Done So Yer Still Wrong Rat?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2013
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Many folks conspire. They know shit needs to happen before Bobby can cut the lawn but some of us doan recognize the work stored in […]

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Awareness

It’s Tougher To Go With The Flow Fer Sure Once Yer Buoyancy’s Been Impaired

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2013
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Most folks want to finish. They may not get all caught up in being first, second or third but there’s a Fineesh line what needs […]

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Awareness

Officer, Please. Are Yer Dad Blame Tickets Doing The Tiniest Bit ‘O Good At All?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2013
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Many folks have been totally ambushed. They were raped of their wealth for airport, car park, storage or cellphone roaming fees far in excess of […]

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Awareness

Jeepers. Foibles Seem Real Big Up Close!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2013
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I’m like fuuaaccckkk. Ugh. I don’t want anyone accusing me of being smart. I AM NOT smart and it fucking hurts that I am not. […]

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Awareness

Yeah Well Dude Didn’t Want To Write At All But He Did ‘Cause The Force Made Him.’

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2013
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Most folks spend years being dressed by others. They purchase threads for their unwitting fabric projections and no matter how stupidly the garments are named […]

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Awareness

It’s Me Asshole

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2013
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Most folks think they know themselves. They recognize their ugly mug in the mirror in the morning and everybody calls them the right names while […]

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Awareness

Always Give Them Lotsa What They Don’t Want

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2013
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Most folks have had enough. They have had it up to here and don’t understand why anyone in their right mind would challenge them this […]

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Awareness

Kin You Git Other People To See Yer Dream? If You Can It’s No Longer A Dream.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2013
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Most folks have hopes. They really, really want this thing to happen but if they don’t involve others chances are it won’t. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

So Dude Edits His Stories And Sees Too Many Knives. Thanks Alot BackStabber!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2013
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Most folks respect opinions. They will even accept the criticism of people they don’t even know who are sitting two lanes over but giving them […]

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Awareness

When You Want It To Be Real And Yer Only Dreaming Hop Out Fast Right There

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2013
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Most folks have fantasies. They don’t direct them though on account of not being able to be both in front of the camera and behind […]

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Awareness

You Said You Could Do It And You Did It. It Worked. So Now Jis Sit Back And Breathe.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2013
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Many folks have plans. They talk about them and fret about them and even eat shit for having them because plans are life’s outabounds goalposts. […]

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Awareness

Today’s A Good Day To Start Again

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2013
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I can start again. Start to care more. Start to love more. Start paying more attention. I can, I will start again. As if today […]

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Awareness

That Knot In Yer Gut Ain’t A Not In Yer Gut

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 6, 2013
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Most folks have felt anxious. They usually have little idea what is making them feel like this & other than thinking their way out of […]

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Awareness

There’s Got To Be One More Point On The Scale Or No Points Would Exist At All

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2013
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Most folks know their place. They see themselves somewhere and going from that place is everywhere else in their system. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

And Then He Jumped From Higher Hills

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2013
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Most folks wear pants. They put them on one leg at a time and have been caught a time or two with them down. Thank […]

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Awareness

One Dude Claimed The Island As His Own And His Comrades He Now Called Citizens

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2013
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Many folks assert ownership of a chunk of terra firma. They pay for it forever as if they were only renters but the piece of […]

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Awareness

When Bullies Run The Only Game In Town

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2013
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Many folks know to turn the other cheek. They think it means to discount current events when the phrase actually directs adherents to point their […]

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Awareness

They Spoke Like Maybe It Was Choices For All But The Janitors Knew Better Than Ask

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2013
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Many folks volunteer. They do what they are told because they want to & if they could get paid for doing it, fuck that would […]

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Awareness

Jesus I Don’t Know How Many Times I Said “Don’t You Play On Those Stupid Tracks”

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2013
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Many folks experience near misses. They were in the right place at the right time and one misplaced word woulda changed everythang. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Can You Not See Boy? Clowns Run The World!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2013
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Many folks have been chastised. They stand it for as long as they can before doubling down. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

If Life Says T’Sleep Wit Da Peegs Den Ya Does It But Ya Doesn’t Hafta Wanna Do It

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2013
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Most folks could give a shit. They still wonder how they can take any more and they don’t plan to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

How Do You Wreck A Reputation When The Owner Beats You To It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2013
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Many folks have been harassed. They either played ball with bad playas or got into a better game by being able to fold in a […]

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Awareness

“That’ll Be The Gawddamned Day I Pay For Television!” Someone Maybe Oneday Said.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2013
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Most folks know things change. They see cracks they previously didn’t see and feel things in places where there was previously nothing to feel so […]

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Awareness

He Really Wanted To Stay In The Boat And The Lyron Wanted Him Too.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2013
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Many folks speak with a forked tongue. They say this thing when they sorta mean that thing and lawdy hepp da person who brangs stuff […]

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Awareness

Far As He Knew It Was All Made Up. ‘Course With The Help Of Others.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2013
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Most folks know the truth. They see everything from their point of view then spend the rest of their lives selling it. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Waiting Counts As Doing Something When There’s Nothing To Do But Wait

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2013
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Many folks are running late. They didge this conversation and dodge that meeting  just to fly through the same red light at the exact same […]

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Awareness

The World Is Made Of Many Assumptions So Lets Assume We Don’t Know Them All

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2013
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Most folks think they know what is going on. They look both ways before crossing the street and stop when the signs say stop, go […]

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Awareness

When Bad Taughts Become Good Taughts Dey Was Good From Da Get-Go-Dee-Oh

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2013
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Many folks know about dead heads. They understand that these unfortunates generate ideas into existence but are unable to happily shape them. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Our Sheriff Warns Twice And Shoots Just One Time Only

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2013
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Most folks get hints. They get them but often respond to them like sitting ducks. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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