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Month: May 2013

Awareness

Pally Realized Late That Smokin’ Crack Wit Da Man Was Waay Too Bad For His Health

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  • May 28, 2013
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Many folks enjoy a wee bita rock. But they often don’t like a nine mil Glock. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Rob Ford video scandal: […]

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Awareness

If You Don’t Believe In Multiple Universes Where Does Heaven Fit In?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 23, 2013
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Many folks have nightmares. They realize they’re not real on accounta them waking up. Thank you,  friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

AFuckingAppreciation Is Called That For Its Reproductive Value.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 23, 2013
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Most folks lack gratitude. They imagine things so clearly that they expect tomorrow today. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Eels – Hey Man (Now You’re […]

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Awareness

Driving Fast, Working Hard, Drugs And Religion Are All Psychoactive Agents.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2013
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Many folks seek altered states. They yearn for revelation and the surmounting of hazards through prevailing over risk on account of their deep seated need […]

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Awareness

Be A Good Tool Of The Human Spirit By Describing What You Are

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2013
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Most folks are unique. They can be inefficiently measured to other people but only compared to themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Blazin Nativez – […]

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Awareness

This World Better Treat Us Right Cause There’s Another One Just Next Door

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  • May 22, 2013
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Many folks know about parallel universes. They imagine themselves swaying to and fro across the vast expanse of subatomic space and if they are forced […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Never Hid His Assumptions But Hide Like The Dickens They Did

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2013
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Most folks know themselves. They uncover their thinking by watching how other people react to what they say and from there they anticipate reaction. Thank […]

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Awareness

Then Came A Time When Every Mind Was Owned By The Powers That Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2013
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Most folks are endowed with their own head. They employ it as a sort of bone cupboard to house their brain which must pump their […]

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Awareness

The World Was Going To Hell In A Handbasket And Then Suddenly It Arrived

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  • May 22, 2013
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Many folks are turning a blind eye. They don’t see shysterism surrounding them on accounta its rising tide raising all sheeps. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Soon Every Gasoline Engine Would Only Run On Gold

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  • May 22, 2013
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Many folks have a vehicle. They understand quite well that with an empty fuel tank that puppy quickly becomes a small stinky room. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Dude Was Forever Pushing Boundaries But The Boundaries Pooshed Right Back

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  • May 22, 2013
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Many folks talk too much. They burn up other people’s ears on accounta it’s that or they start talking to themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Brush Up On Yer Voluntary Ignorance For Today You’ll Likely Need It

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2013
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Most folks walk. They try hard to avoid eye contact while doing so though on accounta reciprocity. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

The LogPile She Gets Squishier The Further Down One Lies

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  • May 22, 2013
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Most folks know about corruption. They imagine it beginning with nefarious dudes marked by wide ties and white shoes but the real nasty beggars wear […]

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“Dammit, This Fame Is A Killer!” Said Custer, Lifting The Revolver To His Noggin

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2013
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Most folks have an opinion of themselves. They may not align with the opinions of others though so certain sacrifices must be made. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

All These Horses Is Greedy. Which One Y’all Want Ta Ride?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2013
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Most folk know life is a race. They don’t know what position they’re in but they certainly have one. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Then These Two Bricks Ran Into Each Other

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  • May 21, 2013
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Most folks know about  barriers. They understand that inside and outside default two ways. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Say I Force Myself To Ask Something Hard. Will It Take Force For U To Answer Back?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2013
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Most folks live beyond their comfort zone. They wouldn’t dream of changing it though or asking someone else for their opinion on account of that […]

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Awareness

Not Arse-Hole… Our Soul.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2013
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Most folks feel something. They attribute it to their end or origin when its Rat Now what counts. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Torturing yerself […]

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Awareness

In Case You Weren’t Here

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  • May 21, 2013
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Most folks are not present. They are working for the weekend or retirement. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

Dude Came Home And Made Some Wool. No Wait-A-Minute, That Was The Sheep.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2013
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Many folks think they’re fooling somebody. They don’t understand how cheap cameras and broadband are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Killer Was Stunned That His Killer Killed Killers

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2013
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Many folks forget about repercussions. They said the wrong thing to their mother-in-law fifteen long years ago and beeyach still hands them the shitty-shit end […]

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The Compass Lives And Bounces Around And Nobody Says A Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2013
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Most folks have expectations. They plus everything and everyone else. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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When Watches Needed Winding Time Was Long But Still Fine Finite

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2013
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Most folks know about existence. They realize it’s time for this and time for that and they understand that becausa time now they’re running late. […]

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Awareness

Better Not Imagine Yerself As Better Cause What If You Have To Keep Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2013
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Most folks don’t think they’re wrong. They consider their opinion to be a true indicator of the real universe even when the universe covers them […]

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Awareness

Goodwill And The Boogieman Wear The Same Shoes

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  • May 21, 2013
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Most folks know about ghosts. They realize that some people believe in them but they also realize that if you doan believe they ain’t gonna […]

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Awareness

We Want You And Yer Joe King Outa Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2013
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Many folks marry for hair. They love someone for their bushy red mop and if the fucker don’t stay red they’re dead. Thank you, friend. […]

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Beware Yer Inner Juggler

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2013
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Many folks drag too heavy a load. They don’t necessarily want to but if they hang with with an un-savvy motion detector they can overload […]

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Awareness

The Unofficial Diminishment Committee

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2013
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Many folks feel put down. They wish they had more power to do shit but where does that come from? Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

If You Tell Your Manager To Fuck Off They’re Usually No Longer Yer Manager

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  • May 17, 2013
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Most folks lives are out of their control. They do what they have to and ask for what’s left on account of that’s what their […]

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Awareness

Learn How To Speak BeeYach Before You Need To

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2013
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Many folks have been accosted. They were mostly unprepared for their accosting on account of not knowing about their reptilian brain. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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