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Month: June 2013

Awareness

Dude Never Wanted His Son To Follow But He Didn’t Cover His Tracks That Well

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  • June 13, 2013
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Most folks occassionally feel depressed . They usually don’t consider that negative emotion to be a normal state of mind though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Maturity Entered As Idealism Left And An Odor Of Confusion Stung The Air

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2013
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Many folks have aspirations. They plan to excel at this and to  accomplish that but when their  applecart is mightily upended they soon realize its everybody for themselves. […]

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Awareness

The Old Neighborhood Looks The Same But Something Is Very, Very Different.

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  • June 13, 2013
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Most folks know that times are a changing. They notice foreigners moving in beside them, paying top dollar for houses and wearing  foreign clothes while […]

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Awareness

The Hawthorne Study Proves That A Panopticon Works Exactly As Intended

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  • June 13, 2013
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Most folks don’t enjoy being watched. They get creepy sensations from the hairs on the back of their neck and when they can’t determine the […]

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Awareness

This Robot Says Yer Grass Is Too Long And Boy, You Sure Need A Haircut!

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  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks are okay with being told what to do. They might even allow their children to become profeesional killers in the chemical lawn care biz. […]

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Awareness

Mom Spanked Dude Until He Cried And Dad Chased Him Far With An Axe

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  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks have parents. They don’t get to choose them as far as they now know. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Found A Pause Button, Then Fast Forward And Rewind.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks know video. They understand that a program can be stopped without time itself stopping and no magic is required. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

If Violence Works There Will Be Hell To Pay

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  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks are upset about something. They usually don’t consider burning stuff & hurling rocks and insults to rectify it right though. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

And Before They Knew It Being Followed Was What Everybody Wanted

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  • June 12, 2013
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Many folks know about privacy. They enjoy it in the bathroom when their privates come into play. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Peeping Toms don’t […]

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Awareness

Please Do Something To Make Yourself Proud & Then Worry About That For A Bit

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  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks screw up. They then go on to beat themselves up about not being perfect even though they are perfectly imperfect. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Respectfully Asking For Intermittent Help Makes For A Stronger Weakness

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  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks require assistence. They didn’t start out wiping their own bum and they usually complete the circle not wiping their own bum. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

The SquareHeads Were Happy When They Met Cause Now They Could Make A Block

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  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks do not take advantage of iteration. They certainly do the same thing over and over but they avoid hanging in the sidelines of their […]

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Too Much Empathy Ruins Yer Party On Account Of Always Being In Servant Mode

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  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks eat from clean tableware. They have no idea who cleaned it though and not many care. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Was One Of Those Burn Easy Kin So He Insulated Himself From Da Heat

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  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks have limits. They usually have no idea where ’bouts they are though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

To Be Really Good With Not Being Good Is The Very Best Good To Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks excel at something. They don’t often give themselves a chance to find out what it is though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Insects Were Yer Very First Cell Phone

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  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks have ancestors. They don’t usually know them and their abilities as well as they should though. Thank you. friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When Inconvenience Ends

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  • June 12, 2013
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Most folks have limits. They do wonder if yer talking about theirs, though. Thank you, friend.  Barry out.

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Awareness

The Beggars Got So Good At Bait & Switch That They Even Switched That Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 11, 2013
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Most folks know what fishy looks like. They lose some of that capacity though when they’re living in a fresh fish market. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Nasty Things Were Done To The Sane To Make Them A Little Moar Crazy

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  • June 11, 2013
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Most folks think they understand normal. They don’t see it as a fast moving target which hits everyone that don’t see it first. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

This Tempered Love Would-Not-Cut, It Only Shattered In A Million Pieces.

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  • June 11, 2013
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Many folks know there are two sides to skin. They care just as much about stuff on the outside as they do about the inside. […]

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He Shortly Considered Becoming Mute But Couldn’t Carry That Much Golden Silence

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 11, 2013
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Many folks speak their mind. They don’t want someone else to do it for them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Commited Suicide Yesterday And This New Guy Wanted Better Clothes

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 11, 2013
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Most folks know about empathy. They don’t wear their heart on their sleeve though where anyone could rub it the wrong way. Thank you, friend. […]

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When The Farmer Said BOO The Cows Said Moo Thinking It Was All The Same

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2013
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Many folks know about propaganda. They understand that just because somebody is saying something that don’t mean that’s what they’re actually saying. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

1984 Was Sold As Fiction But It Certainly Was Non

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  • June 10, 2013
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Most folks have an imagination. They think it’s all imaginary but it ain’t, it’s just hard to believe. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

As People Found Out How The Real World Works They ALWAYS Got Blown Away

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  • June 10, 2013
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Most folks know about fairy tales. They understand that fables are meant to be taken with a grain of salt which should be kept away […]

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Crazy People Think That Banks Are Criminals & Ought To Be Locked Away

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  • June 10, 2013
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Most folks know about pirates. They understand that these yahoos wear eye patches & gold earrings not expensive suits and ties. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

The World Seems Unchangeable From Under A Bus

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2013
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Most folks suffer persecution. They receive their allotment from the powers that be but few have been kicked as hard as Marc Emery. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Turnkey Tyranny The Sly Dude Said. That’s What They Wanted To Buy.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2013
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Most folks want freedom. They just don’t want it bad enough to stop turning their other fucking cheek. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Man Said Ain’t No Boogiemen Here So No One Looked Under Their Bed

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2013
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Most folks believe what they’re told. They have to on account of being kept too busy to figure shite out on their lonesome. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Dude Figured Out That The Trick Was Over BEFORE The Magic Began

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  • June 9, 2013
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Many folks know about misdirection. They understand that everyone can be fooled every time if they look rat here. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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