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Month: August 2013

Awareness

Dude Made Love Outa Thin Thin Air And It Was Heavy Man Oh So Heavy

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  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks crave acknowledgement. They just want someone to notice that the world is better because they existed and given the tiniest  bit ‘o notice […]

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“The Place Will Be Full Of Short Grass” He said. “There’ll Be ShortGrassers Ev’rywhar.”

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks don’t imagine their future. They just experience life as it is which is alright by itself but would put us in a bind […]

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Awareness

Brains Want Badly To Be Flooded And They Don’t Much Care With What

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2013
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Most folks seek altered. They don’t want leftovers and yesterdays blouse is as undesired as that stupid fucking tune stuck in their head. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

And For Nineteen Bucks Google Will Find You But Only For One Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Many folks know that shit adds up. They know this because they rent out stupid little junk storage places to those unfortunates who cannot stop […]

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Awareness

When Pigs Fry – Workin’ The Door Of A Hot Hot House In Merry Old Fukushima

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks resist pubic farting. They sneak one out if they absolutely have to but wouldn’t think twice about shitting in people’s mouths. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Tension Is Required To Keep Our Masks On And Please Keep Yer Masks To Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks know about personality. They sometimes forget that they are made up of hundreds of them and get bent out of shape in their […]

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Awareness

It Was Boredom Requiring A Lot Of Attention Which Made Its SUCK Quotient Rather High

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013

Most folks know about mundane. They understand that like deaf grandparents they have to visit but no summer holidays or anything. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Awareness

And There You Will Find Yer Angle, The One No One Is Working

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks deserve a break. They have fought long & hard to win the right to fight longer & harder. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

True, There Was No Need To Actually Lie But Lying Was What He Did

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks have a recognizable voice. They might attempt to sound like someone else but everyone knows its them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Was Living In The Lap Of Luxury But Hey, It Was Only The Lap

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Many folks take advantage of cycles. They know upon recognizing one that there’s an up down around the corner. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Yer Best Parts Of Life Are Not For Display But To Peek At Now & Again

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  • August 22, 2013
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Many folks know about too much of a good thing. They understand well that too much of a good thing can be had almost at […]

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Awareness

Thank You Pain Thank You Pain For The Gain

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks know about contrast. They understand that it can be adjusted but where’s the knob to do it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

This Fear Of Being Different Came From The Outside In

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks conform. They may not know that they are doing so but they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Complained Like He Didn’t Fish. No Line Was Ever Reeled In.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks have felt helpless. They still were compelled to do something about the situation though, hense the singing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Doing What You Want Takes Practice & An Ear Canal Shutter Or Two

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks follow the herd. They find it easier to accept all them complaints when they’re complaining too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When Bigfoot Creates As Many Pictures As Jesus He’ll Be Real Too

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2013
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Most folks know about Christmas. They understand that the ‘mas’ part has grown into early November. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Ruthless Wants To Be Yer Friend So It Can Sell Its Dazzling Cost

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2013
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Most folks know about corruption. They just naturally don’t like sand on their hotdog nor weiners in their sandbox. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When Electrons Are Crowded They Want To Move. Citizens Please Stay Put.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2013
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Most folks are made of matter. They will quickly admit to not mattering that much though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Same Energy Drives Every Person But The Power It Emits Is Different

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2013
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Most folks are measured. They get rated by age, color, wealth and other missing the purpose thangs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Souls Do Expose Themselves – Mostly Through Reflection

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2013
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Most folks do stuff. They put their heart into or surround it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

This Was All That Dude Knew & It Was A Half A Percent Of Nothin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2013
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Most folks are special. They ain’t exactly like anyone else and absolutely no one is exactly like them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

An Extremity Only Down The Rabbit Hole Leads Strait To Delayed Pain

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2013
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Most folks are not ‘all in.’ They have their fingers in several pies which means that once they’re full things will soon get sticky. Thank […]

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Awareness

Hospitals Save And Gobble Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2013
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Most folks have been in a hospital. They went there thinking their life time was in danger and were assured that yes, it was. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Dude Was Diagnosed With Patience So They Made Him Wait For Hours

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2013
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Most folks get bored easy. They get bored, then anxious, then angry, then mouthy, then offensive, then restrained. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Kaizen – Forcing Unconscious Smiles

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2013
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Many folks are getting better. They no longer mean to but the shit won’t let them get rusty. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Forget The NSA You Should See What The Birds Know About Us

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2013
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Most folks haven’t considered their consciousness. They therefore can’t be blamed for not considering the consciousness outside themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Meeting Of The Vespidae

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2013
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Most folks know about wasps. They recognize them as enemies which keeps all new knowings out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Disagreement Ain’t An Option With The Million Gun Gang

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2013
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Most folks know about police. They understand that cops don’t have to take no for an answer even if the answer is no. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

UFOs And Ghosts Become Real The Instant They Are Considered

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 8, 2013
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Most folks have fears. They may not be based in reality but they’re still theirs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

You Can Get Felt Up From A Distance

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 8, 2013
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Most folks assume thinking is an inside job. They are both right and wrong on account of thought manifesting itself inside bodies while originating outside […]

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