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Month: October 2013

Awareness

Dear Mister Larry Walton, I Think You Are Terrific!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 10, 2013
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Many folks have relatives they admire. They really love the fact that these people are in the same pool as them on account of their good […]

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Awareness

Lipe Does Not Come Without Turmoil Turmoil

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 10, 2013
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Most folks enjoy peace and quiet. They can take it for about five seconds and then someone better say something. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

You Say You’ll Wait ‘Till Things Get Better But I’m Telling You Friend, They Won’t.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 10, 2013
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Most folks hope things stay the same. They would also like them to improve  if they could do so without going sideways but everyone knows that […]

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Awareness

Three Vehicles In The Middle Of Nowhere @ The Exact Same Time & Exact Same Place

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 10, 2013
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Most folks know about probability. They understand that smacking someone upside the pie hole is likely to upset them but there’s a whole other apple […]

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Awareness

When They Got Asphalt We Wanted Asphalt. When Theirs Fell Apart So Did Ours.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 8, 2013
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Most folks like growing up. They prefer it over shrinking which is curious on account of life breathing in and out with the out part […]

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Then One Day The Whole Thing Clicked. She All Was Radioactive.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 8, 2013
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Most folks know about trends. They call them “tends” though, as in “Sandra tends to act aloof” or “farts tend to stink” or these fish […]

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Awareness

When You Lay Down With Politics You Wake Up With Fees

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2013
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Most folks work the system they’re given. They understand that trying to alter any process outside yer own is tough to impossible which gives the […]

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Awareness

Dude Said He’d Joke About It Being Easy But Jokes Aside It Sure Was NOT

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2013
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I see myself changing myself. I saw some shit that I was dragging and I saw some shit that was dragging me. I didn’t see […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Wife Had Half A Mind To Slap Him Then She Thought Of Something Else

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2013
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Most folks hate smart asses. They understand that no audience to a smartass is a special kind of hell within their reach. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Running On Empty And The Wide Eye Effect

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2013
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Many folks have exclaimed “come on, baby, come on!” They were getting something going or keeping some one going or yell hauling Shedanceswithangels across some […]

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Awareness

Time, Like A Tornado, Goes Faster As One Gets Into It

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2013
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Most folks know about celebrity. They understand that the power foisted by a celebrity comes from many people agreeing that the celebrity is indeed a […]

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Awareness

Anticipation As Its Own Reward

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2013
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Most folks have a talent for guessing. They employ it for gambling and voting and every purchase but when it comes to guessing about the […]

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Awareness

Just Behind Every Ugly Bucket ‘O Mistakes Is A Yummy Dipper Of Poka Yoke

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2013
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Most folks screw up. They usually deny their mistake tho which pretty much ensures a bigger beggar is right around the corner. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Had He Grabbed The Handle Instead Of The Blade The Story Woulda Turned Out Different

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2013
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Most folks find a mate. They sometimes don’t even realize they were seeking one until they are not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Let The Bells Ring Out And The Banners Fly, Now The Problem’s Global

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 6, 2013
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Most folks thought the Japanese fixed Fukushima. They have no idea that not only did those beggars not fix Fukushima, they poked it with sharp […]

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Awareness

The Two Halves Of Dude Were Quite Willing To Fight Tooth And Nail Over Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 6, 2013
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Most folks are half reflected. They usually bi pedal this knowing on account of humans considering themselves “as wholes” when they’re far closer to fifty […]

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Comfortably In Hell

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 6, 2013
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Most folks have after death plans. They imagine life going on with out them and therefore must be imagined as going on without life. Thank […]

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Arising Love Raises Every Good Hope

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 6, 2013
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Most folks enjoy a fun party. They can’t really create a fun party though, it has to spontaneously errupt from perfect ingredients. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Painman ONLY Stared. Man He Just Slashed With Those Hurtin’ Eyes!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 6, 2013
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Most folks are going to meet their maker. They haven’t recieved their invite to the big shindig yet but they can bet their lucky stars […]

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Awareness

Pissed Off And Peaced On Are A Ying And Yang Of Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 6, 2013
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Most folks support themselves. They like who they are and enjoy being the type of person who can entertain dissenters. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Be Afraid Of Feeling The Fear And Then Going Ahead And Doing It Anyway

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 6, 2013
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Most folks have common sense. They use it like a floodlight in a murky pond where often they swim waay too deep. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Then The Inventions Began Inventing

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2013
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Most folks have children. They want their kids to be or at least have the common sense to pretend to be just lak them. Thank […]

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Awareness

Being A Selfish Bitch Is Okay As Long As We All Agree On It

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2013
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Most folks think more is necessary. They want their money to grow on its own and their house to value up while they get paid […]

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Awareness

They Had To Say I Love You Each Day Otherwise It Would Be Forgotten

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2013
  • 1 comment

Most folks don’t notice reality crumbing. They dodge pot holes and stumble over sidewalk cracks yes but few see their intentions and desires just a flappin’ […]

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Awareness

In Deciding Which Piece Of Clothing To Emulate Dude Crazily Chose Heavy Sweater

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2013
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Most folks act like pants and pansies. They can also act like wet towels or cool noodles and if they’re really good some of them […]

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Awareness

And Right Beside Great Pain Was No Pain At All

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2013
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Most folks can see the end. They know today’s end is coming and the the end of this song but they miss the connection. Thank […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Mind Had Not Changed. Dude Had Changed Minds.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2013
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Most folks have a train of thought. They ride their rails all the way to the station even if the son of a beggar comes a […]

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