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Year: 2013

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He Was So High Up On Mount Smart That He Reached The Point Of Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2013
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Most folks know about roller coasters. They understand that these suckers go up and down and all around so fast that they disorientate even the most […]

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Stop Hurting Yerself. Stop Hurting Others. Come All The Way Up To Zero & Peek Out.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2013
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Most folks begin. They often resist beginning  again though and that lack of ending keeps the same song playing so long that the chickens refuse […]

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Sure Dude Was Infected With Selfishness. It Was A Trait He Shared With Others.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2013
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Most folks think of themselves. They often don’t do it enough though on account of being conditioned to conform their uniqueness into a straight lyin’. […]

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Rather Than Singing Melodic Carols Dude Chose To Kick Some Christmas Arse

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2013
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Many folks know the power of traditions. They might cite circumcision, tongue piercing & self flagellation in their description of them but never- the-less, they understand […]

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Awareness

Instead Of Hollering ALTITUDE DAMMIT! The Stick Needed Someone To Yard It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2013
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Most folks know about prayer. They understand that some aspect of it must work or the universal memester would’ve cancelled its ticket a long time […]

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Awareness

Got No Funds? There’s A Fee For That!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2013
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Most folks enjoy parties. They hate cleaning up after them though, on account of spotless being sooo unnatural. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

“Hold It North! Stand Yer Ground Sir!” Captain Compass Hollered Circlewise.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 20, 2013
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Most folks are unique. They forgive their uniqueness too easily though every time they pick up another flag. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

Ideas Slam Into People Everyday, IF They’re In The Road.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 20, 2013
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Most folks wonder. They imagine for a brief moment what things’d be like if they ran the universe. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When “Mama’s Gone Choppin’. . .” Meant A Whole Different Thang.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 20, 2013
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Most folks know about fresh food. They know almost squat about refrigeration though or how much energy it takes to get “fresh food” drop ped near […]

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Awareness

Be Funny When You Can On Accounta You Can’t Be When You Need To

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 20, 2013
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Most folks store food. They keep it in boxes, cans and frozen lumps but the emotion which ensures that food will be eaten is precariously […]

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Awareness

Yeah Dude Paid Big For Happiness And Now Someone Was In His Seat

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2013
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Most folks agree that life ain’t a game. They still go offside, take late hits & call time-outs as if it were a game that […]

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Awareness

A Bunch Of Fanatics Betting Gazillions On Sports Would NOT Attract De Shysters

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2013
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Most folks know about fire. They understand that fires normally don’t start them selves & they take a pile ‘o effort to put out before they […]

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Outa Sight Outa Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2013
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Most folks believe in a hereafter. They call it tomorrow, twenty twenty-five and “I’ll be happy when . . .” until that certain moment when their […]

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Yes There Was A Time For Harm Reduction But Rat Now Was Just About Harm

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2013
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Most folks have habits. They call them good or bad but never-the-less, they own each other. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

She Sure As Hell Was A Hologram All Right And She Had Connections EveryWhar

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2013
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Most folks know about thread. They understand that layering it a certain way creates fabric which it then stitches together with zippers and buttons and all […]

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Awareness

Zero Can Be A Place To Climb Up To

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2013
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Most folks know about the bottom They usually forget though, that it can be a lot further down than they imagined and if they hit that, the bottom they fancied is […]

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Awareness

There Is A Way Besides Going Fast. Going Faster. Going Fastest.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2013
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Most folks try to save time. They take short cuts, avoid traffic and long line-ups yet seldom will they count those saved blessings or notice how they […]

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Yer Mind And Body Have A Prenup. Find Out What It Says.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2013
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Most folks have aches and pains. They have also experienced incredible joy, uncontrollable sadness and false movie induced fear & every bit of this river […]

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You ConDuit

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2013
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Most folks start out the same. They are a speck of biology which before anyone can say shut that kid up is hollering & crapping and […]

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Awareness

When Yer Wrench Don’t Fit The Nut, You Gotta Be An Adjustable Wrench.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2013
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Most folks get disappointed. They imagined something different happening and when it happened again they noticed a trend and it is up to them to […]

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Living HaBitchually

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2013
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Many folks complain. They can’t imagine the kind of world they’d live in if everyone resembled their remarks. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

Madness Has A Method? What Is It? What Is It?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2013
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Most folks know what day of the week it is. They also likely know what year this is, what time it is and whether or not today […]

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Awareness

Everyone Speaks Their Own Language. Yer Job Is To Learn It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2013
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Most folks have lips that move. They normally make a noise while they’re moving them and anyone else on their wavelength will have decodable thoughts created in their […]

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Awareness

Dude Knew His Genes Were Stupid. He Was Captain Of The Good Ship Stupidest.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2013
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Many folks are curious. They are usually forced to corral their inquisitiveness though, on account of there being so many curious things requiring attention. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Holy Shit Kicker Five! She Yelled, As A Thought Storm Blew Her Away.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2013
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Many folks smoke pot. They sometimes get smoked by the pot they smoke but kookies krumble like dat in La La Land. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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The Inside Of An Alligator Don’t Look Like The Outside Of An Alligator

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2013
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Most folks know about organizations. They understand they have reputations to protect, perceptions to be managed and ganda that requires propping. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Old Life Was Killing Him Whereas This New One Just Burned Him Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2013
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Most folks have a past. They sometimes hope it never catches up to them on account of it likely leaving a mark. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

On Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2013
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Most folks know about clocks. They also know whether or not they are on time on account of outa time makes a sucking sound. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Didn’t Hafta

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 15, 2013
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Most folks pretend. They are not grateful  that they can do so they just do it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Maybe Witches Made Real

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 13, 2013
  • 3 comments

Three maybe witches traveled together. They had witch stuff with them. Witch paraphernalia. A tall, bent at the point hat. Two small broooms. A satchel […]

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