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Month: January 2014

Awareness

Hanging Yer Hat On The Way Things Could Be Adds Up To A Missing Hat

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2014
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Many folks have too much hope. They fantasize so much about  things which are not now  and may never be to the point where their present becomes foggy. Thank […]

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Awareness

Cause And Effect And Imagination Travel A Twisty Path

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2014
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Most folks guess. They often mistake guessing for knowing though & this slight judgmental error sends them packing down deep ditch roads. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

If Yer Picking Up Speed You Might Be Headed Downhill

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2014
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Most folks know what to do. They unfortunately don’t know what to stop doing though so they wind up doing that which should remain undone. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Resist Resisting Resistance And You God Damn Will Suceed

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2014
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Many folks go with the flow. They don’t get all bent outa shape because the flow is going,  they know it has to go so […]

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Awareness

Every Angle Imagined Becomes A Real Angle & The More Imagined, The Better.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2014
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Most folks give up too early. They survey quickly, twist a few nobs, push a couple in and  out and when nothing happens they lose interest and every […]

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Awareness

Good Times Don’t Last, They Gotta Be Spread.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2014
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Most folks know about nightmares. They can be remembered months after having infected their dream space and can scare them so much that they begin […]

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Awareness

Nine Eleven Is An Entré On A Menu Where The Lunch Gobbles You

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 5, 2014
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Many folks know about The Powers That Be. They understand that everyone latched onto them a long time ago and if now we want to slide […]

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Awareness

All Farts Spread Out But Not All Have Good Distance

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 5, 2014
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Most folks apply underwear. They know it don’t kick off much of a scent on day 1 or mayhaps even day 2 but catch them […]

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Awareness

No One Can Stop THE DOING, Only Alter The Number Doing It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 5, 2014
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Most folks know about evolution. They understand it to be a word which describes a force which is seeking out every nook and cranny & […]

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Awareness

It Was Hard Lips Cold, Frozen Witch’s Tit Fast

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 5, 2014
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Most folks know about seasons. They respect that temperature fluctuation can so alter their location that one day weather will support their life with warm, open arms and the next  […]

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Awareness

The Umbrella Of Shit What’s Already Said Soaks Shit As Yet UnSaid

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2014
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Many folks challenge authority. They drive faster than the signs say they can and they don’t always come to a complete stop when the sign […]

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Awareness

Soon As You Want To Be Yourself, Everybody Else Wanna Be Too.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2014
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Most folks are copy cats. They wear the latest fashions and dress in seasonal colors and lawdy help them if they suited up fer a pajama […]

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Awareness

A Clear Road To Nowhere Ain’t Worth Takin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2014
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Most folks are taking steps. They want their home to be paid off & their city to be safer so they say less at work […]

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Awareness

The Two Leaf Clover Dude Rode Hard And Still He Didn’t Approach Lucky

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2014
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Most folks use maps. They seldom make them though and that’s too bad on account of how you gonna be follered if’n dere’s no tracks? […]

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Awareness

Ten Thousand Hours FUCK YOU!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2014
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Many folks practice. They peat and repeat over and friggin ovr until they can do shit others only dream about with their eyes closed. Thank […]

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Awareness

Dude Wasn’t Telling Her What To Do Just Reading Her Mind Aheada Her

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2014
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Most folks appreciate guidance. They don’t mind being told what to do and when to do it on account of it freeing their mind  up to […]

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Awareness

Turns Out Dude Was A Hoot Aloner

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  • January 3, 2014
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Many folks are beholden to the plant world. They understand that those not moving very much sons-a-beggars were here first and if it weren’t for […]

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Awareness

Two Piles ‘O Clothing; Them What Smailed Good & Them What Smailt Bad.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2014
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Most folks do laundry. They employ whatever techniques they can to keep their fabric smelling like a fresh spring morning. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Scratched His Arse Before Handling The Pipe. Man, He Wanted Shit Bad.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 2, 2014
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Many folks have felt their oats. They haven’t experienced them wet and clumped together in a heating burlap  sack which could easily be swung at their stupid […]

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Awareness

At Twelve It Went Off Every Day And Now Dude Was Filled Up With Wailin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 2, 2014
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Many folks erupted from small towns. They were surrounded by customs like every store being closed Wednesday afternoon to provide a deserved mid-week break from retail […]

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Awareness

Dude Wasn’t Playing With People’s Hearts Just Adding A Wee Moar BulletProof

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 2, 2014
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Most folks know about community. They understand that these are people whom surround them and whom will look up or down at them if the line […]

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Awareness

Like Action Movies, Computer Stuff Always Has A Front And Back Door.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 2, 2014
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Many folks believe god is watching them. They understand that there is nowhere to hide from god and the thought of doing so is proof that something […]

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Awareness

Oh My Lawd! Oh My Gawd! Merry Huana Is Now Lee Gal!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 1, 2014
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Most folks know about chaos. They understand that order must be drug from it but holy criminy and for the love of Pete, how is anything […]

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