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Month: May 2014

Awareness

AHA! Dude Saw Them! They Were Coming From The Corner Of His Eye!

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  • May 22, 2014
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Many folks see visions. They drive the safest car, eat the safest food and attend just enough clubs to ensure they don’t forever burn in […]

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Awareness

Yes, We Realize No One Was Hurt. But If You Don’t Pay, We’ll Hurt YOU.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks know about fines. They understand that these financial penalties are called fines but they shouldn’t be on account of they aren’t. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Dude Lost Count Of The Times He Heard “How Many Times I Gotta Tell You?”

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks are interested. They keep their eyes on the road, their fingers off their phones and Jesus! was that a bloody construction zone?! Thank you, […]

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Awareness

When A Harmless Bump Elicits An Ouch! This Is Pent Up Pain Leaping Out.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks know about grief. They understand that grief is experienced in different ways by different people and similar to pride can ebb and flow to the […]

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Awareness

Birdees Leave The Nest Voluntarily Once It’s Lined With Shatty Shat Shat

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks yearn for better. They want a taste of the good life, a trip to Vegas where whatever happens in Vegas (unless its a […]

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Awareness

Say It: You Don’t Love Your Youngest Kid Most

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  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks know about absence. They know it makes the heart grow fond but nothing beats little lambies eating ivy. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

When Body And Mind Disagree, Holes “Happen” In Yer Blood Brain Barrier.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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  Body can leave. Mind can go. Go ahead if you want to. Like a trailer without a hitch, A horse without it’s giddyup. At saddle […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Fingers Begged Him To Please Please Shut The Hell Up

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  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks breathe crap. They usually have no idea how  much crap they are breathing though unless they sport a deviated septum which gives them […]

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Awareness

Praise The Lawd For Tim Ferris Who Said “And Then I Shorten It Up”.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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One time I watched a video of Tim Ferris. He’s the author of 4 hr workweek, a brilliant book about finding your purpose instead of […]

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Awareness

The Oldtimer Knew When They Found Him, The Smail He Now Liked They Wouldn’t.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks run their own world. They may not give themselves credit for inventing their own reality on account of they feel penned in, but […]

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Awareness

High Fiver? Highway Driver? High Alert! High Blood Pressure!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks wake up to alarms. They break slumber with noise, their boss is an ass and they suddenly realize they are blubbering in traffic while […]

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Awareness

When Time Bends Around You Rather Than You Around Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks know about sails. They understand that sails are designed to catch and direct the most air possible but few realize how adept wiley sailors […]

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Awareness

Aloof…? Aloof?! Goof Had The Gall To Call Dude Aloof!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks are smart. They are smart enough to not go around telling everyone how smart they are on account of some jokers want proof. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

People are like Heat. Too Many And It Gets Stuffy.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks enjoy warmth. They enjoy cool too,  and warm feels better after cool. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

There Was Really No Need To Get All Upset When Partially Would Suffice

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks are not flexible. They laid best plans and if they aren’t followed then that time was wasted and the last thing they need on […]

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Awareness

Hell, Dude Wasn’t Even Who HE Thought He Was.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks are predictable. They follow patterns that follow patterns that they follow. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Knew He Was Doing This For The Wrong Reason But What The Hell Was It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Many folks learn after the fact. They are happy they made it through such-and-such and all smiley smiles but one moment alone and they get […]

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Awareness

What If There’s A Way Besides Discouraged?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Most folks have a world view. They usually don’t know they have a world view though because they were membrained over in a birthing process […]

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Awareness

Dude Asked To Be Excused But The Teacher Had To Go Too

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Most folks know how to learn. They might need a little help getting their tools out but after that they gotta cut their own rug. […]

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Awareness

Noise OverDose Nosy OverDose: The Cause Of Nearly Everything Bad.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Most folks can’t spontaneously relax. They schedule their rest and relaxation from five pee em on flyday to ten pee em on fam football day […]

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Awareness

Luck Doesn’t Just Run Out, It Skitters To And Fro.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Most folks know about fortune. They understand that both fortune and misfortune to a large part depend on birth canal placement. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Scary Barry, Quite Contrary. Red Wine In A Coffee Cup.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Most folks know about quitting time. They understand that when the clock strikes that time people lay down their tools and supposedly disengage their minds […]

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Awareness

It Ain’t Smart To Focus Only On The “Short” Part Of “Short Cut”

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Most folks are one sided. They have been defending their view of reality for so long they find it incomprehensible that there may be two very […]

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Awareness

Few People Know That Everyone Is Infected Bigtime With Schadenfreude

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Most folks know about braggarts. They smile when braggarts slip and grin when braggarts fall but what they usually don’t realize is relatively it’s the […]

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Awareness

Assholes Are Mean To Everyone, Pricks And Twats Are Only Mean To You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Most folks have been called names. They turned around when someone yelled “retard!” at the mall and still answered when their mom hailed them with  the […]

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Awareness

There Are Fifty-Seven Different Kinds Of Crazy. All Must Choose At Least One.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Many folks know about normal. They understand that normal is relevant to time, place and circumstances and anyone who disagrees with the status quo is […]

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Awareness

Pay Attention To The Attention Payers. It’s An Attention Deficit Workabout.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Many folks look out. They will never hear someone holler at  them “Look Out!” Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

There’s A Time And Place For Everything But Dude Couldn’t Find That Place

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Most folks know about days. They understand that days are numbered and each is named but the names only account for a few days that […]

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Awareness

Fear As A Question: Whatcha Wanna Do Now?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2014
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Most folks know about panic. They understand that panic is a clue that they should do something but panic’s first suggestion must be ignored on […]

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Awareness

The More Dude Tried To Not Act Like A Doof, The More Doofish He Acted.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2014
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Most folks know about proximity. They feel something when people or dogs are too close or even too far away but what they usually don’t know is […]

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